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Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Thirteen: “Codominance”

Spoiler Thoughts:

    • Tamlyn is the poster mother for Tough Love.
    • I must say, these girls have pretty hair for all that dust and exertion.
    • Kira is not excited at the thought of staying in this dust bowl with the non-exfoliating team.
    • Kira seems way more anxious at the staying forever part than the part where she has a spear stuck straight through her chest.
    • Oh My Goood!  THE JEEP.
    • Aww. Liam is so sorry, Scott.
    • After all, it’s not like he’s even the first three of your friends that tried to kill you.
    • Stiles is now the expert at forgiveness. He is rewarded for this knowledge by the gift of his jeep’s life.
    • Oh Stiles. I had a leak like that last week that probably going to run me around a grand.
    • If this beast turns out to be Mason, I will be so mad.
    • I feel like this conversation is supposed to humanize Theo and scorpion girl for us, but since we saw them kill their sister and dad respectively, I am skeptical.
    • I find the Beast so amusingly cute, for some reason. It’s like the dragon in “How to Train Your Dragon.”
    • Liam is in the dictionary under “no chill at all.”
    • Well I don’t see blood stains on Scott’s chest, so that seems like an improvement.
    • Stiles, how well did you think it was going to work, taking your barely-running jeep out into no-man’s land?
    • Oh look, it’s Scott’s Teacher of the Year.
    • Mason = smooth.
    • Liam and Hayden are demonstrating why lab partners are never a good idea.
    • How does this teacher expect them to solve the mystery together without discussing it?
    • Tamlyn is demonstrating some classical Asian parenting right here.
    • Wow, even way out in the desert, gas is only 3.83.
    • Stiles finally came clean. See?  Scott will always understand, unless he’s in the middle of a total freak out.
    • This starry backdrop looks like something out of “Dark Shadows.”
    • Ok, Kira seems to be taking a little too long to figure this cause and effect out.
    • Theo is getting his clock cleaned pretty good here.
    • Tamlyn had to pause for one more display of badassery.
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Tamlyn is gonna cut herself a bitch.
  • The skinwalkers were powerful, but not as powerful as Stile’s jeep.
  • Stiles and Tamlyn are all “…so, things been ok with you?” “Yeah, pretty good…”
  • DEUCALION.
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Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Twelve: “Damnatio Memoriae”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • I wouldn’t be a Beacon Hills deputy for all the tea in China.
  • Ugh. I am totally watching poor Hayden’s sister walking around this murder building with my eyes partly closed so I don’t have to see her getting eaten.
  • Lol. I can’t tell whether that thing looks more like the police officer that was after Stitch, or the dog-demon thing in Ghostbusters.
  • I think she’s already running, ma’am.
  • Liam, I’m not sure Hayden’s all that into you.
  • Chimera girl has some unresolved Dad issues.
  • “You know what it is, don’t you?” Maybe you, Parrish?
  • Also, what the Hell happened to Parrish, after he melted out the gate at Eichen House?  He never seems that fazed about his alternate personality jaunts.
  • You’d think he’d at least start running out of shirts.
  • Although I guess you’d think they’d all start running out of shirts by now.
  • Glad Scott figured out what every teenage girl figures out eventually, and wore a red shirt.
  • Scott is not so much with the string theory.
  • Argent may not actually understand what a safe is for.
  • Good Lord, Stiles. Why would you go down into the basement?
  • Why is the whole hospital empty, if this isn’t a dream?
  • Well a) I do feel Stiles is smart enough to have appreciated this distinction a long time ago, and b) Sheriff Stalinski might be on morally grey ground here.
  • Although, let’s face it:  Who among us would not shred evidence for Stiles?
  • Aw. Stiles metaphorically had his eyes turned, like Derek.
  • Oh Derek. Where art thou?
  • Theo is kind of running a hedonistic pack.
  • Man, for a minute, I thought Scott was hearing heartbeats in Malia. Like she was having twins.
  • Deaton! I had totally forgotten what had happened to him.
  • Mason is the best.
  • Lydia’s situation doesn’t seem to have improved.
  • Oh ugh. It’s the bathtub where Lydia got traumatized by her grandma’s trepanning.
  • Oh we are going all Crimson Peak up in here.
  • Fun fact:  You grab someone’s arm and tell them “this isn’t a threat,” it’s pretty much a threat.
  • Scott is not a whiz at bandaging.
  • No touchee, Theo.
  • Oh hey, this is sounding more and more threat-y.
  • Mason is Liam’s Stiles.
  • Not to be too picky Lydia, since she seems like the only one who’s helping you, but wasn’t curly haired girl evil before?
  • I’m not so sure this little test would convince me that Theo and I were on the same side.
  • Liam, King of the Screwed Up.
  • I would maybe not totally trust undead evil Hayden.
  • OMG. How is Gerard STILL alive?
  • Wow.
  • Does…this facility not serve salads?
  • Some discreet product placement.
  • TAMLYN
  • Pretty elaborately done hair, for girls who were buried in the ground.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Eleven: “The Last Chimera”

Photo from MTV Press.

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Ugh. I’m not sure trepanning is standard of care.
  • Oh, well at least Lydia didn’t get Kali Ma’d like Theo’s sister.
  • Wasn’t this the guy who had an eye in his forehead?
  • I can’t believe this awful creepy orderly is the only guy who never gets killed.
  • How does this girl not know the Sheriff when Stalinsky is in the ER like every week?
  • Scott’s looking a little peaked.
  • That’s not doing it good, Scott.
  • “Someone’s dying.”  It was almost you, Parrish.
  • Oh good thing he spun out right across the street from the Forest.
  • You know, Parrish, most people would pack a flashlight before flares.
  • Scott’s having one of those “heavy flow” days.
  • I feel like maybe everyone got so enamored of Dark!Angsty! Stiles, we’ve forgotten how funny he can be. Can we get happy funny Stiles back someday?
  • Well Stiles, how do you like getting the brunt of someone’s misdirected rage?
  • It has never, in the history of ever, been a good idea to check anyone into Eichen House.
  • It’s nice that everyone in town happens to be related to someone working at the hospital.
  • Liam’s Dad is all “why can’t my kid be like Mason.”
  • I wish I could walk into a library and have the book I need be the first one I randomly lift off the shelf.
  • Again, if only we had paid more attention to Danny’s school project on Telluric currents a couple years ago…
  • Mason is too good for this world.
  • Way to not sound like a total psycho, Parrish.
  • It’s been so long, I don’t remember why Malia knows what this kid looks like. I assume she fought him while everyone was out having individual issues.
  • Liam stopped off at the Zac Efron salon on the way to the Nemeton.
  • It’s always night at the Nemeton.
  • If Stiles doesn’t have a subdural by this time, it’ll be a miracle.
  • Argent’s entry would be a little more badass if it looked like he was even denting these guys a little bit.
  • Well I guess Scott was ok with giving away that whole “Theo doesn’t know I’m alive” advantage.
  • I’m actually with Theo on his assessment of Eichen House. Giving it a “would not recommend” on Yelp.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Ten: “Status Asthmaticus”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Not the jeep, Stiles!  The jeep is probably the only blameless thing in this whole town.
  • Wow, these paste-on commercials for whatever this girl sticking her tongue out is for, are really annoying.  They could at least try to avoid sticking one straight over Hayden’s face.
  • Not looking like this is going to be a great night for Liam.
  • This is a really strange first date for Lydia and Parrish.
  • If Parrish is a Hellhound, I feel like we would have at some point seen him as…well, a hound?
  • You know, if we knew that Parrish goes all garbage man when he falls asleep, maybe someone could have gone and got the poor guy a Red Bull or 6-Hour Energy Drink or something?
  • Oh Theo.  So pretty.  So awful.
  • You know, by this time, so many people have become chimeras, I have no idea whether I’m supposed to recognize blood-slurping-guy or not.
  • Braeden’s back!  Ok, if Derek comes back, all the trauma of this season is forgiven.
  • Theo wants Void!Stiles?  Is that even still a thing?
  • Is there some Nogitsune left in Stiles?  If there isn’t, what use is he to the pack?
  • You know, Liam might not be the best Beta.
  • Why doesn’t Scott just leave from wherever Liam got in through the Mountain Ash?
  • Mason gets the absolute worst jobs.
  • I feel like Mrs. McCall should probably go ahead and go to medical school if she’s going to have this level of medical expertise.
  • …Because you’re EEEVIIILLL, Theo.  Also, pretty.
  • Those are some not very convincing chest compressions, but I guess at least the thump got results.
  • Scott and Mrs. McCall are the best.
  • Be your anchor and bring us hope, Scott.

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Nine: “Lies of Omission”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • The surprising part is that anyone at Beacon Hills ever smiles, after all the bad mojo that’s gone down there.
  • Just gonna point out that the only Asian family pretty much hit the bricks as soon as it started looking bad here, and only 1/3 of them were even human.
  • Scott might be asking a lot from albuterol.
  • OMG Sheriff. Even if it was just plain mercury, instead of recently-vomited-up mercury, I think you’d still want a glove before dipping your finger in it.
  • Mercury out the nose is kind of a mood killer.
  • I guess no Coach this season?
  • The way Teen Wolf operates, Corey is either going to become a regular, or a corpse, pretty soon.
  • Well, I guess we know which way that went.
  • Oh Mason. This is such a bad school for you.
  • Oh serious, Scott? You are surely not going to doubt Stiles after all this.
  • Ok, this is pretty gross, even for this show.
  • This is not Malia’s season for saving people.
  • Wow, suddenly the closed captions have gone into warp drive.
  • Maybe stopping to mack on each other is a bad idea during a routine robbery, much less when you’re on the run from supernaturals.
  • Doctors know alcohol is just no good for you.
  • Oh Parrish, maybe don’t tell Lydia your whole dream.
  • Hate a guy who leaves in the middle of a movie.
  • This is a bad day for Sheriff Stalinski’s relationships with his son/son-figures.
  • Oh man, are we really going to do this in the rain?
  • I feel like Stiles would have been less oblique here. They’ve been doing a good job of making him feel paranoid and self-defensive where Scott is concerned this season, but I just think he would have come totally clean to him at this point.
  • Stiles is smart enough to not assume Scott knows the whole deal, and I think Scott has a big enough heart to forgive Stiles anything.
  • Well, it seems harsh, and yet remember how well this worked out for Derek, when he had someone bite his true love.

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Five: “A Novel Approach”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Oh Stiles. Into the abandoned school? This doesn’t seem like it has the best potential for survival.
  • Dude, don’t sit around doing an autopsy, RUN.
  • I wouldn’t be too upset about this one Stiles. He was kind of a waste of protoplasm.
  • This is why I always carry hand sanitizer.
  • Don’t go back in Stiles.
  • I said DON’T go back in, Stiles.
  • So creepy when they don’t use music.
  • Parrish always was an efficient worker.
  • Oh Theo. we know you don’t mean it.
  • Why do you not want to tell everyone about mouth-hand guy Stiles? Pretty sure they’re ok with occasionally killing people.
  • I see not telling anybody anything is going to be a theme this season.
  • Not helping, Scott.
  • Well this is a plan where surely nothing can go wrong.
  • Man, if only anyone had paid attention to Danny’s science project that one year.
  • Wow, Malia even freaked out Theo.
  • What the heck kind of drivers do they have in Beacon Hills, where the truck sees people in the street and doesn’t even slow down?
  • Malia might not even be the worst driver in town.
  • Ok Scott I’m sure Stiles and Lydia will be just fine by themselves down there, locked in with the psychos.
  • Dude is in pretty good shape from being locked up in an insane asylum for who knows how long.
  • I don’t know if I think right outside the door is a totally safe place to rest.
  • I can’t tell whether they put the eye back in, or took it out.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Two: “Parasomnia”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Lydia’s Mom’s back! Hope she was able to sell that Lake house after all the crap the gang put it through.
  • Well nothing like people vomiting up black oil on your desk to start a new year.
  • Denton! It’s always nice when we know someone didn’t die.
  • Oh great. Now he’ll probably turn into a were dog.
  • Happy probably-evil Theo.
  • Apparently this is the year where Everything’s Coming Up Liam.
  • Actually, that’s pretty much every year.
  • Really? UC Davis is the best school on the West Coast for Biological Sciences? I’m going to say there’s probably a few other schools who would like a word about this.
  • I’ve taken a lot of Biology courses, and a lot of AP courses.  As far as I can tell, this teacher with a degree in discouragement is not the norm.
  • Wow, these lockers are a lot bigger than the ones at my school.
  • I guess Lydia’s scar healed up?
  • Parrish is so totally under Lydia’s thumb, he could do her cuticles.
  • On the other hand, Parrish is a step up from pretty much every other boyfriend Lydia’s ever had.
  • Liam is kind of a liability on these stealth missions.
  • What kind of job does her Dad have, that he’s going to meet a client at a courthouse at like ten o’clock at night?
  • Poor Stiles. Poor paranoid, stalker-y Stiles.
  • Mason is so cool. He is way too together for Beacon Hills.
  • Aw. Theo did Liam a solid.
  • Parrish might not be the best guy on a stakeout.
  • There’s a new wolf in town?
  • Sheriff Stilinski’s ready to move on?  Maybe to Mrs. McCall?
  • Oh Theo. we had such hopes for you.