Tag Archives: Snow Queen

Once Upon A Time, S4E11: “Shattered Sight”

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Why didn’t the Snow Queen age normally, like Emma and Pinocchio?
  • Regina thought she was being subtle?!
  • I can’t imagine Parilla did not mean that genuinely.
  • I love that she knew no one would ever want carrot sherbet.
  • OMG. Henry used the “Home Alone” gambit.
  • Oh wow. The Wonderland guy must have the best agent ever, to get himself written into each episode for no apparent reason.
  • Man, Snow Queen makes some bad decisions.
  • I don’t believe for a moment, that Regina wouldn’t just kill Snow with magic.
  • How did Snow Queen learn all this other magic when Elsa never even learned freezing magic?
  • Ok, even if Snow Queen didn’t age after she got to Storybrooke, there’s still fifteen years of aging she weathered pretty well.
  • This seems like a pretty quick change of heart.
  • How do we think we’re gonna get back to Arendelle again?
  • The citizens of Storybrooke are the least effective fighters in the history of fighters. No wonder they roll over and give up to any magical person who comes by.
  • Wow, I always think it’s hysterical when someone’s tried to kill me.

Once Upon A Time, S4E8: “Smash the Mirror” Part 2

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Does Emma ever think about a decision for more than 3 minutes?
  • Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Ana.
  • Elsa: Queen of Arendelle and bad decisions.
  • I want a car like Emma’s bug, that apparently takes no damage no matter how many things she runs it into.
  • Who doesn’t ever check their phone for messages?
  • Oh, the chandelier!
  • Gold is such a good character. Robert Carlyle does such a good job with him.
  • Well I’ve had my problems with this whole Frozen storyline, but this exchange between Emma and Gold is pretty outstanding.
  • I’m not sure freezing a doorknob automatically makes it unlock.
  • Not totally sure how the power of a handshake worked there.
  • Wow, that jacket is not equipped to hide the hat thing.
  • Oh, nice downwards boob shot.
  • Too bad with all this magic, no one carries any scissors.
  • “Your strange fixation really holds no interest for me.”

Once Upon A Time, S4E8: “Smash the Mirror” Part 1

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • No, I think your sisters couldn’t accept you because you FROZE AND BROKE one of them.
  • Kind of awkward Regina/Robin scene.
  • No, it’s kind of your fault, Snow.
  • Elsa is such a dupe. Why would she believe this stranger over Ana?
  • Emma, this seems like a bad solution.
  • Oh thank God, Elsa isn’t a total dupe.
  • TEAM KRISTOFF
  • Apparently houses only have wings in an East-West axis.
  • Look, if you trust Gold or Regina, you probably are going to get what you have coming.
  • Oh, it’s the Wonderland guy again. We must be in need of exposition!
  • Why does Elsa have to pretend around the guards? She’s the queen, right?
  • Why would Hook say all this right in Gold’s place?
  • I guess the dust circumscribed her powers…Until they didn’t?

Once Upon A Time, S4E7: “The Snow Queen”

Spoiler thoughts:

  • Enter Charlie Brown’s Kite-Eating Tree.
  • Oh hey, maybe David could give Robin some pointers on the differences between true love and marriage.
  • Will no one give Elsa a pair of pants?
  • That was a pretty unconvincing “you got me.”
  • He is totally supposed to look like Alan Tudyk.
  • Why, in God’s Name, would you let Regina keep the book.
  • By this logic, shouldn’t Regina be one of their sisters too?
  • I feel like Rumple must have been advertising in the Enchanted Forest Yellow Pages.
  • Oh look, it’s Will Scarlet. Someone must need an opportunity to internally monologue.
  • Well that was unfortunate.
  • Well actually, Snow, it was mostly just you failing the fear test.
  • Maybe Gerda would have been more likely to take her hand if she put the gloves on first.
  • Actually, it was all Gerda’s fault from the beginning, since she was the one suggesting the Rumple gambit.
  • I guess if you deal away your ribbon fail safes for gloves, you should maybe put them on once in awhile.

One Upon A Time, S4E5: “Breaking Glass”

Spoiler thoughts:

  • Ok, lets see if Regina’s still mad.
  • Yep, still mad.
  • Man, Sidney is the epitome of the “raw deal.”
  • Actually, Will Scarlet doesn’t have it all that much better.
  • Ha! Josh Dallas talked about going to Asgard!
  • The Sisterhood of Magical Pants.
  • Time to see what she can do/to test the limits and break through.
  • Wait, how did Charming head off in the exact direction that Scarlet was sitting there out in the open loudly digging, and not notice him?
  • Well, it’s not like Regina doesn’t have a smidge of a point there.
  • Elsa. So much power, so few powers of deduction.
  • Are you sure you wanna build a snowman?
  • I have no idea what Scarlet’s point in this show is. So far, he’s basically just a punctuation to conversations the characters are having with themselves.
  • Regina. Still not used to the idea of not being the queen.
  • Emma’s a lot bigger on forgiveness than she used to be.
  • Sidney’s a champ on betting on the wrong horse.
  • I am not entirely certain I believe that Regina doesn’t want to kill her.
  • That is a big close-up. You do not want a zit on the day you shoot that.