Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Ok, back after a couple weeks off. I see we are still in Ladyhawke mode.
Had we established Regina had powers over all mirrors? That seems like it would have come in handy for her in the past.
Actually, this might be the best Snow and Charming’s relationship has ever been.
Henry and Violet are so undramatic for such a constantly tumultuous romance.
Man, Regina really isn’t firing on all cylinders lately.
I feel as though Henry and Co. might have come up with tells for each other by now, in case of shape shifters.
Oh man, Belle. Why in God’s Name would you think Zelina gives a rat’s ass about you or your baby?
Too bad the Will Scarlett dude from Wonderland’s contract apparently ran out, since he used to be the best thief in town.
Belle now turning to full-out villain, as she guilt-trips some guy she doesn’t even know into sacrificing himself for her and her baby.
The real person responsible for her sitch is, of course BELLE, and her chronically bad decision-making process.
Still don’t get why Gold is so quick to get into bed, figuratively and literally, with the Evil Queen, when it seems clear it would serve him better with Belle to side against her. Isn’t she his whole purpose now?
Why does Evil Queen keep looking like she’s tearing up every time she talks to Henry? Surely she can’t be capable of good impulses, the way Regina is capable of bad?
I thought she was just the evil bits, not a fully developed person.
Oh, oops. No one forgets a slouching nag.
Shouldn’t Belle have a key to the shop by now?
I see Henry has the same success rate as his moms.
I think they have had better dragons before.
Did Emma just try stopping this dragon by throwing a rock at it while it flew by?
Ok, I thought they had a plan of some sort. Why did they start screaming for Henry to help them?
Henry: Still the smartest guy in the room.
Good thing Hook has so much practice shaking off concussions by now.
Uhm, did we forget about the Dragon, who’s still stuck back there in the mirror?
Without his heart?
Jasmine might feel better about herself if she’d seen Belle try to talk Gold out of helping Emma get Hook back from the Underworld.
Belle, don’t you think struggling before he slapped the cuff on you would have been more useful?
This must be the easiest week of work ever for Goodwin and Dallas. They basically just smooch and nap for the whole thing.
Henry, you are so worth a better storyline than this cringeworthy teen romance.
I guess Evil Queen and Gold were plotting something, but I was too busy pouring bleach in my eyes after they licked each other’s open mouth.
Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I would have said while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Well, they did a pretty good job in matching this guy’s outfit to the movie Gaston’s.
Belle is kind of a pushover.
GDI Belle. Gold’s not good. He doesn’t wanna be good. He’s never gonna be good.
It must be pretty cold if they finally got Emma a sturdy jacket.
Maybe Emma could tell Snow about the foreshadowing of her doom?
Hades is kind of a mouth-breather.
Does Gaston work in an animal shelter?
The way to Belle’s heart has always been to support her half-baked plans.
Like literally, Merida almost crushed her skull with a rock, and she still helped her because she was flattered anyone believed in her magical prowess.
Yeah, I think once someone kills you and makes you suffer for eternity, it’s probably a little late to kumbaya that over.
Wait, doesn’t Zelena hate everyone again, since Hades told her he was on her side?
Gold does have a point. Belle is just using him like AAA when she wants something.
“Here’s where she meets Price Charming, but she won’t discover that its him till chapter three.”
Regina became Dr. Phil all of a sudden.
Well, Emma is kind of right. This was a terrible plan.
But, it’s not like this is any different from all their other terrible plans.
Actually Emma, I seem to remember you forcing Gold to come down here pretty good.
I like how Gaston and Gold are totes down with murder, but breaking into a man’s locker? Sacré bleu!
It is a bad day for Gaston.
Belle is such a dip. There is no way Gaston didn’t orchestrate all this.
Holy Lipsmacking Gobstopper. Does Belle actually think Gold will keep his word to her? When this has never happened before?
You are all the bad judgement, Belle.
“We don’t like what we don’t understand, in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least…”
Gold does like to chat over his vengeance-getting.
Well that could have gone better.
Belle’s Dad is so much worse than Merida’s Mom.
I guess you’d think Belle would like Gaston better for being a monster, like with Rumple.
Glad Belle is apparently ok now, with all the lies and evil and betrayal Rumple’s accomplished during their marriage.
By this time, I feel like Hades might be a better parent than either of them.
Neal! I’m sure he’s glad that Emma went to Hell to get Hook back, but not him.
“I’ve always loved you and I always will.” Ok, see you. Time to get back to the amusement park.
Oh good. They went to the “Walking Dead” version of Storybrooke.
Is that Phoebe’s brother? From “Friends?”
Well kind of a crappy birthday for Regina.
At least she got pie.
Cora! Looking kinda evil.
I’m not sure splitting up is ever a great idea.
Eeeevil Charming! And Snow White couldn’t tell who was macking on her!
Yeah, you might want to table that discussion for another time, Snow.
Regina has way better clothes as queen.
Cora, it took you too long to realize it because you ripped out your own heart.
Well bye, Phoebe’s brother.
Regina seems a little bit shocked at murder for someone who once killed a whole village of people.
Belle is pretty heartless now, considering she doesn’t even want Gold to go help rescue Hook.
The Master of Time and Space! And he still has that subconjunctival heme on the right eye.
I like this kid.
Preggers Snow White!
Man, Regina’s dad was pretty ineffectual, and so far he was the best dad.
I think Peter Pan watered down the potion.
OMG! This is supposed to mirror the first episode when it was Emma’s birthday!
Ignoring the thing with the hearts, did Jiminy Cricket just spend time in Snow White’s boobs?!
She seems a lot more ok with this than I’d expect.
Regina, I think you eventually did something to hurt him.
Did Regina steal the potion?
Actually, isn’t Regina’s father in no way related to Henry?
I forget how whether Cora ended up with the King or the Prince, but they seemed pretty awful back then. I guess living with Cora could make you sensible of the need for virtue after awhile.
I don’t know that I buy Gold turning back to total evil again. It’s pretty soon after he achieved hero status.
So looking back, the whole thing seems like it was supposed to be a mirror to episode one–in which Emma has a birthday, makes a wish to not be alone, gets Henry (Jr.), begins to believe in the curse, and the clock starts ticking.
Episode 100, Regina has a birthday, makes a wish to kill Snow, loses Henry (Sr.), begins to believe in herself, and the clock starts ticking.
Wait, did we forget about Hook burning in Hellfire while we start going around saving everyone?