Man, worst Canaan Day block party ever.
I love the guy who is trying to skateboard away from the Ghost Riders.
I guess the reason no one gets in their car to drive away from the Ghost Riders is because cars are generally faster than horses and it would make for a pretty short story.
Good thing Canaan is like next door to Beacon Hills.
How do they think they’re going to do surgery on Argent without getting a consent?
Theo! Well, hard to trust him by now.
Oh hey, hi creepy pineal gland eating guy.
You know, Liam, this dude might not, strictly speaking, be trustworthy.
“Go after him!” That’s right Scott, tell the one person who has no supernatural speed and is wearing heels to go chase the kid down.
Guess what? Virtually every medication Melissa probably gives in the hospital will also probably kill you if dosed incorrectly.
It’s probably the least amount of pressure she could be under.
I feel like maybe Argent could have given the recipe
before he started passing out. How is trapping a Ghost Rider going to help us? It doesn’t seem like they are big talkers.
Liam, maybe you should consider having more than one idea.
This lady super loves living in Canaan.
It has been so long since Scott werewolfed, he forgot how?
Hope Caleb doesn’t wish us into the cornfield.
I’m not so sure we needed a date on the video to know that Caleb was different.
Oh, banshee convention in Canaan.
If I had a choice, I’d totally bring back Kira’s Mom over Kira too.
Hope Kira isn’t needing her sword wherever she is, because her Mom snagged it.
Maybe you should wait until Scott gets back and discuss this, Liam?
Tamlyn beating tracks out of there, once again showing superior survival skills to everyone else in Beacon Hills.
Finally SOMEONE was persuaded to put on the werewolf makeup again.
I feel as if watching the same scene over again would have been more effective if we didn’t already know what Ghost Riders looked like?
“You can kill whoever you want” seems like a bad promise to make to Theo.
“Where’s Scott? Where’s Stiles?” Theo frantically looking for anyone with a brain.
So the Ghost Hunters brought back her dead son? Or did her banshee-ness bring him back?
Scott is beginning to think it was a bad idea to give Liam his housekey.
Well I think the difference between Lydia and Lenore is that Lydia could conceivably move to Los Angeles after everyone gets taken, instead of just staying in Beacon Hills like a crazy person.
Apparently Sheriff Stalinski hasn’t been told about Claudia’s affection for that piece of wallpaper.
Argent not looking like he’s all that excited about Melissa’s backup.
“Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about/Some kind of help is the kind of help we can all do without.”
Wow, Melissa, I’m not so sure she’s gonna be ok.
Well, good thing you brought those bandages.
Malia, still making friends and influencing people.
Scott not so sure Corey’s gonna be all that much help.
I’m sad that Mrs. Stilinski is probably totes evil when she makes the Sheriff so happy.
I feel like they have so many to protect at this point, they don’t need to worry about someone who doesn’t
want protection. “Mason, with Stiles and Lydia not here, you’ll be playing the part of the brains tonight.”
Mrs. Martin has made a lifestyle out of trusting exactly the wrong people.
I see Mrs. Martin is adopting the Scully “I’ve-seen-that-everything-abnormal-is-true-yet-I-will-continue-to-deny-it-because-the-writers-believe-this-is-how-smart-women-behave” methodology.
If she just said Claudia was her BFF from high school, I’m doubting her unbiased perspective.
Jayden is the weakest link.
Actually, most of Beacon Hills’ lacrosse games end in a free-for-all, TBH.
Parrish to the rescue!
Parrish is like “I trained so hard as a deputy, and everyone only cares about the Hellhound.”
Those are some pretty effective disappearing bullets.
It seems counter-intuitive that they keep letting everyone else get taken, and only seem to care about protecting the one person who actually wants to get taken.
HIPPA hates Melissa.
Man, one of the only Asian guys in Beacon Hills, and Nathan has to be a dick.
Parrish is all wishing they would have told him in advance not to wear his good uniform.
Oh, thank God he had flame-retardant shorts on.
Well Argent, maybe you
should have shot him. Kind of a defeat for the good guys tonight.
One good thing for Liam, I guess.
Hey, that is pretty friendly that Argent and Ms. McCall are getting.
The Next Gen that would have been.
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Not the jeep, Stiles! The jeep is probably the only blameless thing in this whole town.
Wow, these paste-on commercials for whatever this girl sticking her tongue out is for, are really annoying. They could at least try to avoid sticking one straight over Hayden’s face.
Not looking like this is going to be a great night for Liam.
This is a really strange first date for Lydia and Parrish.
If Parrish is a Hellhound, I feel like we would have at some point seen him as…well, a hound?
You know, if we knew that Parrish goes all garbage man when he falls asleep, maybe someone could have gone and got the poor guy a Red Bull or 6-Hour Energy Drink or something?
Oh Theo. So pretty. So awful.
You know, by this time, so many people have become chimeras, I have no idea whether I’m supposed to recognize blood-slurping-guy or not.
Braeden’s back! Ok, if Derek comes back, all the trauma of this season is forgiven.
Theo wants Void!Stiles? Is that even still a thing?
Is there some Nogitsune left in Stiles? If there isn’t, what use is he to the pack?
You know, Liam might not be the best Beta.
Why doesn’t Scott just leave from wherever Liam got in through the Mountain Ash?
Mason gets the absolute worst jobs.
I feel like Mrs. McCall should probably go ahead and go to medical school if she’s going to have this level of medical expertise.
…Because you’re EEEVIIILLL, Theo. Also, pretty.
Those are some not very convincing chest compressions, but I guess at least the thump got results.
Scott and Mrs. McCall are the best.
Be your anchor and bring us hope, Scott.
Fun fact: Drilling a hole into your own forehead won’t make an eye grow there, either.
Still don’t get how broke the McCalls are all of a sudden. RN’s do pretty well, and Mrs. McCall can apparently work ER
or OR. Mason is either the nicest guy ever, or getting set up to be the Biggest Bad.
Doesn’t Malia’s dad wonder where she goes every night? And morning? And when she comes back all covered in monster blood?
Derek, apparently the first werewolf to ever consider that real estate and banks might be more reliable than a subterranean vault under the high school.
Eichen House is the worst place ever. If you take your family member there, it better be because they ate at least 5 people, or they are not gonna make it.
Hey, way to not kill somebody, Peter.
The real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Scott McCall has never seen Star Wars.
Secondmost real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Derek doesn’t have a TV.
This is not the best fighting we’ve seen from Scott and Kira. If she couldn’t dent the thing with an actual sword last time, why would she think slapping a berserker with a chain would do anything? Why not try electrocuting it?
Kate wants to know why Scott is so special. If he fought like this all the time, we’d want to know too.
I feel like Parrish had a number of options here, and enlisting the help of someone who’s been bleeding out for who knows how long to help him unbend a rebar was maybe not the most intuitive of them.
So, is the benefactor thing all done then? There effectively
was no benefactor? Nobody benefited except the assassins who killed a couple low-levels and then went back to their lives with a few mil? I would think if all his friends started missing Scott, and Kate shows up with an extra berserker who clearly has their skull
belted on, they might get a little suspicious.
Enjoyable things courtesy of an enigmatic world.