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Teen Wolf, S6E4: “Relics”

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Argent not looking like he’s all that excited about Melissa’s backup.
  • “Some kind of help is the kind of help that helping’s all about/Some kind of help is the kind of help we can all do without.”
  • Wow, Melissa, I’m not so sure she’s gonna be ok.
  • Well, good thing you brought those bandages.
  • Malia, still making friends and influencing people.
  • Scott not so sure Corey’s gonna be all that much help.
  • I’m sad that Mrs. Stilinski is probably totes evil when she makes the Sheriff so happy.
  • I feel like they have so many to protect at this point, they don’t need to worry about someone who doesn’t want protection.
  • “Mason, with Stiles and Lydia not here, you’ll be playing the part of the brains tonight.”
  • Mrs. Martin has made a lifestyle out of trusting exactly the wrong people.
  • I see Mrs. Martin is adopting the Scully “I’ve-seen-that-everything-abnormal-is-true-yet-I-will-continue-to-deny-it-because-the-writers-believe-this-is-how-smart-women-behave” methodology.
  • If she just said Claudia was her BFF from high school, I’m doubting her unbiased perspective.
  • Jayden is the weakest link.
  • Actually, most of Beacon Hills’ lacrosse games end in a free-for-all, TBH.
  • Parrish to the rescue!
  • Parrish is like “I trained so hard as a deputy, and everyone only cares about the Hellhound.”
  • Those are some pretty effective disappearing bullets.
  • It seems counter-intuitive that they keep letting everyone else get taken, and only seem to care about protecting the one person who actually wants to get taken.
  • HIPPA hates Melissa.
  • Man, one of the only Asian guys in Beacon Hills, and Nathan has to be a dick.
  • Parrish is all wishing they would have told him in advance not to wear his good uniform.
  • Oh, thank God he had flame-retardant shorts on.
  • Well Argent, maybe you should have shot him.
  • Kind of a defeat for the good guys tonight.
  • One good thing for Liam, I guess.
  • Hey, that is pretty friendly that Argent and Ms. McCall are getting.
  • The Next Gen that would have been.
  • ROSCO.

Teen Wolf, S6E2: “Superposition”

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Lacrosse practice!  Because that always goes well.
  • Science lab!  We are going down the checklist of Things You Should Not Do In Beacon Hills High If You Want To Live.
  • Coach is the best.  I always love how he is oddly in charge of everything just because everyone likes watching him.
  • Corey doesn’t think it’s weird that all the lights suddenly went off as soon as Mason walked inside?
  • Ok, he said don’t move, Mason.
  • I feel like disappearing out of plain sight should draw a little more Ghost Rider attention than that.
  • The only Asian guy in Beacon Hills and Malia has totally traumatized him.
  • You would think Lydia’s Mom would be a little more sympathetic towards her powers since she went through the whole Eichen House nightmare already.
  • Liam, still not finding much of a supply of chill anywhere.
  • Writers not wasting any time twisting the knife of finality into us with the Lacrosse metaphor.
  • Stiles is being replaced by multiple Asian people?
  • Hey, Parrish!  With a shirt on!
  • New Physics professor hampering Scott’s memory!  I trust him.
  • Hard to argue against Corey’s general shiftiness.
  • Scott is a fast sleeper.
  • Oh man, I love interpolated early season footage shows.
  • They are really making a big effort to make Sprayberry look leading guy good this year.
  • This probably means he’s going to die.
  • They are totes feeding the Stydia folk now.
  • Sheriff’s…wife?
  • …What?!
  • Corey gets to hold hands with everyone.
  • Lydia’s mind has been messed with so many times, she probably should get an MRI.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode 19: “The Beast of Beacon Hills”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Poor Mason. It’s not enough to be the Beast, but he has to wake up in a sewage tunnel too.
  • I feel like we saw Mason outside Eichen House trying to shut off the power while the Beast was inside, tho.
  • Is there some reason Gerard never told anyone he knows how to totally paralyze the Dread Doctors anytime he wants?
  • Why did Corey think it was a good idea to take Mason away from Scott and Liam in the first place? He can’t have really thought they were going to kill him.
  • Electro guy is not buying the mask job.
  • DEUCALION.
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I trust him.
  • He’s so smart.
  • Hm. Not sure why it looks like Gideon Emery has a droopy eyelid this episode.
  • Electro guy is not an idiot.
  • I feel your pain Parrish. I just got new tires too. Then the whole car broke down and had to be traded in…Wait, what were we doing again?
  • “I have the word ‘Hell’ in my name!  Hell!”
  • Scott has a lot on his plate. Most of it sucks.
  • Stiles finally gets to be funny again for the first time in like two years.
  • Liam is the worst in forests.
  • Scott’s healing powers not only fix his wounds, but they do dry cleaning as well.
  • Oh, I kind of think it was your fault, Corey.
  • Worst spinal tap ever.
  • I’m not so sure these are very good doctors.
  • Theo’s team building skills are taking a pounding here.
  • Now you know Theo is evil, because Gideon Emery’s voice isn’t going to get on anyone’s nerves.
  • Oh God, Kira should not be this dumb.
  • Yeah that’s right Theo. Taste of a real Alpha.
  • If I was Electro guy, I’d have been inching towards the door from the time Deucalion stood up.
  • If I was Tracy, I’d be thinking “either he puts on the mask and gets what he wants and we go hunt the beast, or the mask kills him and I don’t have to worry about him coming for me next.”
  • This Nemeton brought to you by Toyota Corolla.
  • Yeah, this doesn’t seem like a bright alliance.
  • I think it’s pretty obvious that Tracy does not want the same thing.
  • I don’t even know why Scott needed those guys. They didn’t even know it was Mason in the first place.
  • Sad that Derek isn’t here. Don’t you think someone would have asked Braeden about him by now?
  • The story of this season, is Scott’s BFFs telling not to trust Theo, and Scott doing it anyway.
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Would you buy a used car from this man?
  • Ugh. Kira. How does she possibly think she’s going to drive off and accomplish whatever and get back before everything’s over?
  • What if they just cut the tubing and ran for it with the thing still in his neck?
  • Argent, do you honestly think Gerard is not majorly playing you?
  • The only good thing is that as soon as Deucalion sees Gerard, he may forget about Scott altogether.
  • Dread Doctors laying down the sick burn on Theo.
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Rude.
  • Maybe punching a steel mask isn’t the best strategy, Theo.
  • I like how Posey and Sprayberry must have had specific limits to how many times they put on the wolf makeup written into their contracts, because Theo is the only one doing any wolfing here.
  • Ok if you had done that like 15 minutes ago, Mason, you’d all be out of there by now.
  • Braeden is too smart for this town.
  • Mrs. McCall is going to wish Scott had gotten that scholarship when she gets the repair bills after this.
  • Uhm…any reason why Braeden didn’t just unload both barrels of her never-depleted shotgun into her at that point?
  • Ok, Scott and Liam have just spent about a day’s worth of shooting, sitting by this cabinet flinching a lot.
Beast can literally not believe the naked flaming guy jumping at him.
  • This dude died, then was brought back by unholy means, but at least it gave him a nice haircut.
  • How could this guy possibly know Gerard’s last name? Does he have Mason’s memories?

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode 18: “Maid of Gevaudan”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

    • I am the worst with history. I don’t even know which side I’m supposed to be rooting for, here.
    • I thought Deucalion was the Demon Wolf?
    • Apparently it’s story time with Gerard.
    • Alison!
    • There is another.” How very Star Wars-y of you, Argents.
    • Stiles is just not equipped for medic duty.
    • I would think that a) he would need more pain abstracted than that, and b) Hayden would have felt a little pain there herself.
    • I guess the Argent girls have always been good with a bow.
    • The Innkeeper is pretty chill over having FrenchAlison shoot a crossbow that close to his head.
    • Maybe she does this all the time, in which case I don’t know if I’d invite her back to the Inn.
    • This is a pretty liberated town, to happily accept that their best hunter is a girl.
    • Ooh, interesting–the olden days footage is letterboxed, while the present day story is full-screen.
    • Maybe firing random crossbows at something you don’t see isn’t the way to go, FrenchAlison.
    • This is why open carry isn’t a good idea.
    • Also, how is she firing one bolt after the other? Video games have shown us crossbows only give you one shot, and then they take forever to reload.
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“Hi, I’m here to talk to you about the Latter Day Saints.”
  • “That was no wolf!” The villagers have been putting up signs advertising a Beast for some time, FrenchAlison. I think they’d be able to recognize a wolf.
  • Like Braeden doesn’t have other stuff to do besides pull Beacon Hill’s fat out of the fire.
  • Girl doesn’t have the sense to run when a huge beast attacks in Beacon Hills, girl is going to wind up as kibble.
  • Maybe FrenchAlison should wonder why this dude has spent half his life trying to figure out defenses against a creature no one believed in until, like, a week ago.
  • Scott hates this library.
  • Do we know the girl with the hat? She looks familiar but I don’t remember her.
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Heeere’s Beast-y!
  • Well plus FrenchAlison can’t take out another hunting party, because who’s gonna sign up when 100% of her guys got et?
  • Maybe you shouldn’t be rinsing this guys blood right into the DRINKING WELL?!
  • So what was she doing with the drink? Trying to drug everyone in hopes of getting into the cellar? Or was it just werewolf poison?
  • What was this guy to FrenchAlison’s brother that he was willing to hide all those bodies for him? Because that’s kind of farther than I’d go for most people.
  • That’s how you become a Demon Wolf? You drink from a puddle?
  • Braeden, that was also a lot of shots from a weapon that I thought could have two shots. Evidently, video games are ripping me off.
  • Wow, until this minute, I didn’t realize Marcel and Henri were two different guys.
  • This is another example of a story where I feel like we are supposed to be surprised at the end over something that was laid out for us earlier.
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Itai.
  • Maybe they should go to the next town over, Sunnyvale, and pick up Buffy.
  • It better not be Mason, is all I’m saying.
  • DAMN IT.
  • Like Scott couldn’t track Mason and invisible guy by scent?

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode 16: “Lie Ability”

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Why fight matches usually have weight divisions.

Spoiler Thoughts:

    • If the best encouragement Theo could give me to attack someone was “you’ll heal,” I might start thinking he didn’t have my best interests at heart.
    • Parrish seems like he’s going pretty easy on people trying to poison and electrocute him.
    • What in God’s Name did the guy whose superpower is changing colors think he was going to do against a Hellhound?
    • So you kind of tapped the guy trying to electrocute you against the wall, but fried the guy who was holding your wrist?  Harsh, Parrish.
    • Man, Mason may need a new date for the prom.
    • Theo, if you want to recruit people for your pack, maybe perforating them with a steel bar isn’t the best opener.
    • Err…what?
    • Man, her hair is pretty curly still, for all that writhing around.
    • DEUCALION
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I trust him.
    • Deucalion, giving out fatherly advice. He’s such a giver.
    • Scott isn’t the best spy.
    • Huh, I totally thought Meredith was dead by now.
    • Scorpion girl is pretty psycho.
    • You would think Kira would have read up on electricity after she discovered she was electricity.
    • All this whining and self-doubt isn’t really getting the job done, Kira.
    • It’s a measure of how messed up Teen Wolf usually is, that it never occurred to me how weird this scene where they just casually stroll through the room of cringing naked guys was until way afterwards.
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In Beacon Hills, we call this “Tuesday.”
    • Maybe Meredith was just trying to say your skin was soft, Scott.  No need to immediately start thinking everyone wants to get stabbed in the back of the neck.
    • Liam seems to be sweating it a little here.
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It’s ok Liam. Just use all that energy you had when you TRIED TO KILL SCOTT.
    • Parrish seems like he’s probably a little occupied right now, with the impalement and all.
    • Poor paralyzed Deucalion.  I trust him.
    • Theo, you have a better chance at Brother of the Year award than of ever getting Stiles to trust you.
    • Killing your sister =/= believing in Santa on the naïveté scale.
    • Valach could have at least put on Sinatra or something.
    • Poor Parrish is constantly waking up completely confused and horrified. And probably chilly.
    • Malia and Electroguy having the worst trust exercise ever.
    • Stiles and Theo are the Mulder/Krycek equivalent.
    • Theo:  King of the Unconvincing Rationalization
    • Lydia would probably be more sympathetic to Valach’s sad history if he hadn’t just drilled a hole into her head.
    • Lydia is horrified at having to wear that ugly hat.
    • Posey makes the worst face here. Like he’s had experience lighting aerosol cans before and none of it was good.
    • Mason is my spirit animal.
    • Oh wow, that is why I don’t like loud noises.
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Itai
  • Dylan, keeping in shape for Maze Runner 3.
  • Theo is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
  • Mason is all of us.
  • So unpleasant, Hayden.  Don’t you be mean to Mason.
  • Parrish burnt through the Mountain Ash?
  • Isn’t the point of ash, it’s what doesn’t get burnt up?
  • Wow, Parrish totally did the Charles Atlas “go away little man” maneuver on Stiles.
  • Holy…
  • Well to be fair, Mrs. Martin, you did put her into that Hellhole.
  • This is really taking a toll on that poor jeep.
  • Scott’s all “worst backseat passengers ever.”
  • Deaton, man, you knew they were coming–why for did you not have that stuff drawn up already?
  • Deaton, man, you know how to check if something’s alive or dead. Why for are you making Stiles go through this?
  • Well to be fair, the other guys did help a little.
  • But maybe Lydia’s Mom will get off Stiles’ back now.
  • Coach!  Coach is coming back!

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Three: “Dreamcatchers”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Because of course, she would eat everyone but the evilly guy.
  • Well, hard to say whether that was better than getting eaten.
  • Lydia is maybe not the best Driver’s Ed teacher.
  • Mason is the best. So sleep-enhanced.
  • Man, this AP Bio teacher is the worst. Why would she hate Scott? Scott is the Hot Girl!
  • Kira better get over here, or she’s only going to be left with her supernatural parent.
  • Tracy has the grossest stuff come out of her mouth.
  • Wow, Kira didn’t even bother to check on her Dad. Cold.
  • I guess it would be tough to explain why you’re taking her to the
      Vet’s.
  • Why would you have poor Stiles help hold her down, when Malia is right there?
  • Oh Denton. Wear a mask and gloves, for God’s Sake.
  • Well hey, that went pretty poorly.
  • GET OUT. Linden Ashby is dating his wife?!
  • Mason is just beginning to realize the Horror that is Beacon Hills.
  • This is the part where Kira should have spent a little of that sword practice time on her electrical/fire powers.
  • Ok Kira, this might the time to call 911.
  • Well those are pretty crappy doctors. 1/5 stars on Yelp.