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Wow, just when you thought it couldn’t get worse to go to Beacon Hills High.
Ugggh. Spiders again.
Nolan, beginning to wonder if he backed the wrong horse.
One thing about Beacon Hills students, everyone but Scott and Stiles drives pretty decent cars.
Nolan, not so good at the tailing.
Nolan apparently stopped off at the hairdressers on the way over?
Theo loves punching Liam.
Lydia is never ok.
(Ron Howard voice over) “Scott did not have a plan.”
If Counselor Girl doesn’t know by now that Gerard doesn’t care who gets killed besides him, she has not been paying attention.
This plan is not going to go well at all.
Scott, you goober.
Liam seems to be having some problems.
This Scott-Malia scene is getting a little cringeworthy.
(Ron Howard voice over) “Malia did not got this.”
Hm. Wondering if maybe this might not be the end of Argent.
Theo is making a hobby of saving Liam.
I’m not totally sure why the Anuk-Ite only affects Liam.
Lol that Counselor girl thinks that Gerard wouldn’t break her neck as look at her.
Honey, after Gerard kills all the supernatural people, you know he’s going after the minorities.
It’s not like a hunter stops hunting.
I don’t know if I totally buy Scott and Malia. It just seems too fast.
I think this commercial break would have been more suspenseful if all the trailers hadn’t shown Melissa in the hospital.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
glad they all let Lydia just hang out all safe and all in Arkam Asylum all this time. If I was even remotely close to critical, I’d have a living will made out demanding I be taken to Hill Valley Hospital.
“Put my body out on the street before you take me to Beacon Memorial.”
I feel like Melissa has enough experience by now to not hang around when a creepy elevator gets to her floor.
Somebody take up a collection and buy poor Parrish a shirt.
I’m not so sure I think drilling a hole in someone’s head is going to release anything but cerebrospinal fluid.
If you are in this pack, and you are still questioning Stiles’ plans like they have a chance of success, you might have already got a hole drilled into your head.
Well I guess we’d feel worse for that orderly, but she was kind of a bitch to Lydia, so…good luck.
Liam, surprised that Scott’s Mom is still mad at him for almost killing him.
I wish Kira wasn’t always the weak link.
You gotta win one for the Asians, Kira.
No one thinks she can do this Scott. Her results are not confidence-inspiring.
Why don’t they just knock this dude out and take his keycard?
Who’d notice outside? It’s not like Eichen House spends on outside lighting.
This Eichen House guard is the only person in Beacon Hills trying to do his job right.
Poor naked Nelson.
Poor naked electrified Nelson.
Did Kira and Malia really think short shorts were the best break-in outfits?
Maybe they would have had a better chance of blending if they stole some scrubs too.
OH MY GOD, DID THAT GUY JUST SAY DR. FENRIS
WITH GIDEON EMERY BACK AS DEUCALION
Wow, Kira is producing sub-optimal results with this standing-and-doing-nothing method.
Deucalion! So good.
I am badder than thou.
I’m not sure they have time for a brawl at this point.
This would have been a more suspenseful episode if we didn’t already know Theo and his gang end up walking out with Lydia.
Mrs. Martin should probably go home.
Everyone seems a little more surprised at the naked man on fire than you’d think, considering they were expecting him.
These fights are always the ones where I wonder why everyone suddenly forgot they could change into super powerful creatures.
I guess Mountain Ash, but they did just break apart a steel door.
This wasn’t enough to make Liam angry? Can’t help thinking Posey just got tired of putting on the makeup. Now, a werewolf transformation consists of contacts and a couple of dental caps.
Gerard meets the Dread Doctors. Not sure which is more creepy.
How is it that evil people are always so much more effective than good?
Oh, all the ugh.
You know it’s a good sitch when the
beetles are screaming. While I trust Theo, Malia, maybe shouldn’t.
Wow, that needle was so long, I’m surprised it didn’t stick out the other side of her neck.
Oh, we found out blond deputy’s name! Strauss!
What kind of weapon falls apart if you twist the hilt?
Oh Malia. This looks pretty bad.
Worst refraction ever.
This pack is not so much with communication.
Bad news when
Malia is the peacemaker. This is probably a bad move, Liam.
How messed up are things when
Scott totally creeped me out just now. Aw, Scott forgave his BB.
Braeden is the only one with any sense.
Poor Lydia has probably not seen any of the other regulars in like a year now.
That is a harsh school, when they want you to do homework while you’re in a coma.
Lydia’s Mom apparently doesn’t ship it.
Did Scott stop bleeding finally?
Oh hi Gerard.
“Who’s the old guy?” Liam speaks for all the new viewers.
Wow Argent. I’m not sure that’s covered by homeowner’s insurance.
Oh Theo. That was maybe not trustworthy of you.
Parrish was not the best bomb defuser.
Gerard could maybe try burning Parrish’s hand or something. Why’s he gotta go straight for the moneymaker?
The Argents have a difficult family dynamic.
Although I guess I’d take the Argent family over Malia’s.
OMG Lydia, break the damn glass already!
I can’t believe that creepy orderly still has a job.
Although maybe there is a limited pool of people willing to work at Eichen House.
The Beast…just wanted some furniture?
I’ll just take this, thanks.
I like how the Beast broke through the wall and got a chair. Like Ikea was too far.
Ok, I know a lot of things happened at the last minute, Deucalion, but I believe it was Scott that helped restore your sight in the first place.
Everybody made up! Or at least hates each other less now!
Fun fact: Drilling a hole into your own forehead won’t make an eye grow there, either.
Still don’t get how broke the McCalls are all of a sudden. RN’s do pretty well, and Mrs. McCall can apparently work ER
or OR. Mason is either the nicest guy ever, or getting set up to be the Biggest Bad.
Doesn’t Malia’s dad wonder where she goes every night? And morning? And when she comes back all covered in monster blood?
Derek, apparently the first werewolf to ever consider that real estate and banks might be more reliable than a subterranean vault under the high school.
Eichen House is the worst place ever. If you take your family member there, it better be because they ate at least 5 people, or they are not gonna make it.
Hey, way to not kill somebody, Peter.
The real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Scott McCall has never seen Star Wars.
Secondmost real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Derek doesn’t have a TV.
This is not the best fighting we’ve seen from Scott and Kira. If she couldn’t dent the thing with an actual sword last time, why would she think slapping a berserker with a chain would do anything? Why not try electrocuting it?
Kate wants to know why Scott is so special. If he fought like this all the time, we’d want to know too.
I feel like Parrish had a number of options here, and enlisting the help of someone who’s been bleeding out for who knows how long to help him unbend a rebar was maybe not the most intuitive of them.
So, is the benefactor thing all done then? There effectively
was no benefactor? Nobody benefited except the assassins who killed a couple low-levels and then went back to their lives with a few mil? I would think if all his friends started missing Scott, and Kate shows up with an extra berserker who clearly has their skull
belted on, they might get a little suspicious.
Enjoyable things courtesy of an enigmatic world.