Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Ugh, Brett, no.
Totemo itai, Brett.
Counselor is finding out what everyone in Beacon Hills knows, Gerard is a pain in the ass.
Maybe it’s not a good idea to take on two people who are armed when you’re already wounded and you have a total of one arrow.
Mason sees dead people. Or, I guess, just one particular dead person.
Cory is not so sure he signed up for this mission.
I feel like maybe Brett should just get out of the forest and flag down a car to town instead of trying to play Hunger Games?
Meanwhile, Argent is looking at Melissa all “do I call you to the forest to kill stuff?”
If the way to be sure is to get eaten by spiders, I think I’m ok with uncertainty.
Liam, you goober.
Argent, how is shooting a dead guy going to do anything?
Ok, Lori and Liam might not be total assets on this one.
I feel like we would care more about Lori’s bro-angst if we actually knew Lori at all.
Did we know Cory has healing powers?
Looking like we might be saying goodby to Lori or Brett or both soon.
I feel like Melissa and Argent are no longer talking about calling about the no DNA body.
Man, wouldn’t it suck if people became so disaffected and fearful that they started turning on anyone different
Weird that Lori seems like sometimes a werewolf and sometimes not.
Liam, the car that hit them is right there still. Maybe you check that out?
Liam is maybe not ready to be an alpha.
Ok, this was not my favorite episode. Too much emphasis on characters we barely know, too many poor decisions made by people who should know better, and tests taking too long for nothing to show for it.
If the best encouragement Theo could give me to attack someone was “you’ll heal,” I might start thinking he didn’t have my best interests at heart.
Parrish seems like he’s going pretty easy on people trying to poison and electrocute him.
What in God’s Name did the guy whose superpower is changing colors think he was going to do against a Hellhound?
So you kind of tapped the guy trying to electrocute you against the wall, but fried the guy who was holding your wrist? Harsh, Parrish.
Man, Mason may need a new date for the prom.
Theo, if you want to recruit people for your pack, maybe perforating them with a steel bar isn’t the best opener.
Man, her hair is pretty curly still, for all that writhing around.
Deucalion, giving out fatherly advice. He’s such a giver.
Scott isn’t the best spy.
Huh, I totally thought Meredith was dead by now.
Scorpion girl is pretty psycho.
You would think Kira would have read up on electricity after she discovered she was electricity.
All this whining and self-doubt isn’t really getting the job done, Kira.
It’s a measure of how messed up Teen Wolf usually is, that it never occurred to me how weird this scene where they just casually stroll through the room of cringing naked guys was until way afterwards.
Maybe Meredith was just trying to say your skin was soft, Scott. No need to immediately start thinking everyone wants to get stabbed in the back of the neck.
Liam seems to be sweating it a little here.
Parrish seems like he’s probably a little occupied right now, with the impalement and all.
Poor paralyzed Deucalion. I trust him.
Theo, you have a better chance at Brother of the Year award than of ever getting Stiles to trust you.
Killing your sister =/= believing in Santa on the naïveté scale.
Valach could have at least put on Sinatra or something.
Poor Parrish is constantly waking up completely confused and horrified. And probably chilly.
Malia and Electroguy having the worst trust exercise ever.
Stiles and Theo are the Mulder/Krycek equivalent.
Theo: King of the Unconvincing Rationalization
Lydia would probably be more sympathetic to Valach’s sad history if he hadn’t just drilled a hole into her head.
Lydia is horrified at having to wear that ugly hat.
Posey makes the worst face here. Like he’s had experience lighting aerosol cans before and none of it was good.
Mason is my spirit animal.
Oh wow, that is why I don’t like loud noises.
Dylan, keeping in shape for Maze Runner 3.
Theo is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Mason is all of us.
So unpleasant, Hayden. Don’t you be mean to Mason.
Parrish burnt through the Mountain Ash?
Isn’t the point of ash, it’s what doesn’t get burnt up?
Wow, Parrish totally did the Charles Atlas “go away little man” maneuver on Stiles.
Well to be fair, Mrs. Martin, you did put her into that Hellhole.
This is really taking a toll on that poor jeep.
Scott’s all “worst backseat passengers ever.”
Deaton, man, you knew they were coming–why for did you not have that stuff drawn up already?
Deaton, man, you know how to check if something’s alive or dead. Why for are you making Stiles go through this?
Well to be fair, the other guys did help a little.
But maybe Lydia’s Mom will get off Stiles’ back now.