Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Musical episode! I do love a good musical.
I feel like the song Emma’s humming was a variant of “When You Wish Upon A Star,” but maybe it’s some contemporary song of which I know naught.
This is a remarkably philosophical youth group home.
Snow is all DON’T YOU WANT TO WEAR MY WEDDING DRESS and Emma is all “…k?”
I guess when Emma said they were going to wait to get married until the Black Fairy was taken care of, I thought that they were going to take a normal amount of time, like months-to-a-year, instead of the next day.
Dallas, getting a last shot at dress prince attire.
Actually, I’m not sure why he’s all dressed up, and Snow looks like she’s in a nightgown. I guess you’d have to go back and watch the episode where they go talk to Rumple to see if it’s all in continuity.
Wow, Dallas has some pipes.
“Zootopia 2: Frantic Pig Sings!”
Man, I love “Powerful Magic.” I think Disney and musicals match so well with benign self-aware corn.
Hm. I think that might have been a crappy dry cleaner.
Now, is there some reason why everyone can’t just pile in one of Regina’s station wagons and hightail it to New York where the curse wouldn’t work?
Hey they brought the mirror back! And all the dwarfs and Geppetto! Looking a little like a wrap-up when all the once-regulars start showing up.
Parilla is so game.
Emma, still not that good with the truthful part of her relationships.
Smee! That’s a pretty deep cut.
Let’s us be real here. I’m not sure there’s any particularly good reason for Snow and Charming to search out Hook, but it’s not like they’re going to have a big episode like this and not give O’Donoghue a number.
I feel like Hook should have his evil guyliner on for this.
I think O’Donoghue said he broke his foot standing on the chair in the beginning of this, which is pretty ouch.
I wonder if they were going to have him do more dancing, but after he broke his foot, just went for the lazy susan.
A fun number, but “Revenge” so far sounds a little more looped in afterwards than the others.
Hook never gets a break.
Henry doesn’t really get much of a part anymore.
Emma kept dragging that tape recorder around her entire life, and never once played that tape from childhood.
Love Robert Carlyle. “You think the Dark One sings? I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork.”
Never was a huge fan of Zelina, but you have to admit that Bex Mader always gives it all she’s got.
Is there some reason Regina hasn’t placed protection spells over all their houses by now?
How did Emma know the Black Fairy was at Regina’s?
I guess it was nice that the Black Fairy just froze Hook instead of killing him.
Meanwhile, Henry is just kicking it at the office by himself. “Yeah mom, tell me about how alone you are.”
There is nothing greater than the Evil Queen’s face when Snow and Charming start singing at her.
Lol. The three of them look like they are trying desperately not to crack up.
Charming, who has the chance to kill Regina for the ninetieth time, but still just stands there and lets her do whatever to get out of it.
Nooo, not the voice-sucking machine!
If you didn’t need the big Zelina number, it would have made more sense that she got it from Ursula, but musical license.
I guess the Evil Queen didn’t want to just kill them while they were right there and defenseless.
I would put a protection spell on my heart, actually.
Ok, fun fact: In real life, it’s not that good to drop someone’s heart on the floor.
I guess this is supposed to mirror the episode where Cora tried to rip out Emma’s heart yelling “LOVE IS WEAKNESS” and couldn’t do it because Emma countered “LOVE IS STRENGTH.”
The Black Fairy is all “I’m getting beat and I have to stand here and get sang at.”
I think it might have been more consistent if Emma had punctuated her first musical revelation with a right cross to the Black Fairy, but maybe they didn’t want to interrupt the song.
Zelina and Regina are all “I’ll just stand over here, then.”
Doctor Hopper is the most underpaid guy in town, for all the work he does.
I guess Emma didn’t want to wear Snow’s Black Swan wedding dress.
Surely they will be Happy Forever After, getting married by Carth/Kaiden.
Whenever Hook picks her up, and they shoot from the back, I assume it’s a stand-in who doesn’t have a broken foot.
So here’s a thought: Maybe, instead of getting married, they could have made another batch of the time-freezing potion and dropped it off on the watchtower?
HOLY CRAP, I just realized the song Emma’s singing/humming all the time is the Once Upon A Time theme song!
The second day, I checked out next year’s slate of Disney live-action films, heard about the upcoming projects for Disney Parks and Resorts around the world, heard from “Once Upon A Time’s” Snow White and Evil Queen, and much more: