You would think, with all of Hawke’s new-found fortune, she’d spring for a decent haircut.
Three years, Fenris. Are you even dusting the dead bodies?
It took Sebastian three years to figure out that one of the neighbors killed his whole family.
Poor Barlin. Still trying to get poison for his traps.
Ah Sebastian’s long day’s journey into night at the Harrowman Estate. Home of the most embarrassing Desire Demon victims ever.
Merrill’s turn to betray me in the Fade. Fenris and Anders did ok though–I thought it turned everyone but Anders against me last time.
Well you have to give Emeric points for persistence, since he’s been pursuing this ladykiller for like four years with no help.
Hubert is the worst boss ever. Plus it’s always amazing that you just stand there while he makes all these racist anti-Ferelden comments.
I never know what to think about Fenris crushing Hadriana’s heart after he said he wouldn’t. On the one hand, I feel like I’m supposed to be horrified that he broke his word, and on the other hand…slavery, man.
But he seems kind of sorry she was so awful he had to kill her. Oh, who are we kidding. Gideon Emery’s voice comes out a character, they could commit genocide and I’d still give them a pass.
Anders and Aveline seem to have kind of an ambivalent relationship. All their dialogue is one or the other of them trying to be friendly and getting shut down.
Hard to look good, DuPuis, when the woman is standing right there saying you hurt and bled her.
Alas for Emeric. The only guy in Kirkwall who was actually trying to unselfishly do good, and everyone thought he was nuts.
On the other hand, if you honestly think you can do good in Kirkwall, you might be a little nuts.
Why Fenris, this is so sudden. Assuming you consider four years sudden.
I must say, if it hadn’t been for Tumblr, I would probably never have noticed the guy Varric punches out hanging around the bar.
So Bartrand has no maps and no money. Maybe we should have suspected from the outset that this was not a well-thought-out plan.
Poor angry Sebastian. First he gets exiled to the Chantry, and now he gets to be the bad guy because he wants to get back at the people who slaughtered his whole family.
Ah, I had forgotten about the thugs that drop out of the air, even when there is clearly nothing around for them to drop from.
Aveline liiikes Donnic…
Merrill is such a sweet soul, for being so universally reviled in her clan.
Flemeth clearly had some work done from DAO. Either that, or this fragment was better preserved.
Anders! It’s like old home week. If your old home was filled with demon-possessed magical people.
I still think Bethany is a little hard on Gamlin. It’s true that Leandra had no intention of coming back to see her parents or claim her inheritance until the Blight, and they have stayed with him apparently without paying for rent or food for a year.
Plus I think it’s crappy that their parents left like nothing to Gamlin after he had to take care of them for so long. Harsh parenting apparently runs in the Amell line.
Also I like how they’ve been living there a year, and are all “GAMLIN IS THE WORST. THIS CHEESE HAS BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A YEAR. LOL.” Maybe toss it yourself, Hawke?
While I understand people thought the whole leveling up process got oversimplified, I kind of like it, because I’m the world’s worst at managing things like that.
I love that they out and out tell you what loot is junk so you can unload it at the next merchant. Otherwise I end up carting around wheelbarrows full of stuff no one ever needs.
Gideon Emery really does a wonderful job with Fenris, who could easily have just been some creepy barefoot alcoholic squatter.
Ok Anders. We’ll go get Karl. I just don’t think this will end up as satisfying as you imagine.
Look, I don’t want to say “I told you so,” Anders…
Bodahn and Sandal. So reassuring.
…And Isabella, whom we always meet dueling mashers in a bar.
Another thing I have to thank Tumblr for, is the knowledge that Isabella never wears pants. I guess I just always assumed she had shorts on under her tunic.
The difficult part of this game, is trying to balance everyone’s approval.
I must have had to do the part with Feynriel a couple times to try to get the right party combination so everyone wouldn’t disapprove.
(I’m looking at you, Fenris.)
Oh hey, here’s where we first meet Samson, that bum.
Petrice is the worst.
I’m going to agree with the Arishok that Jaravis doesn’t seem like the most responsible person to have a gunpowder franchise.
Grace is also the worst. Don’t take it out on me, because you can’t get over your blood mage boyfriend.
I would have to say, the dragon in the the bone pit is a world easier than any of the DAI dragons.
Man, Trask is the poster child for Bad Things Happening to Good Templars.
Fenris is actually a lot funnier than I remember him. He and Varric have good times.
Hey thanks Anders, for almost letting the prostitute make me slit my own throat if I hadn’t mentioned it.
Creepy elf-kid killer is the worst. Maybe some playthrough I’ll earn the favor of the magistrate, but this will not be the one.