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Once Upon A Time, S4E8: “Smash the Mirror” Part 2

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Does Emma ever think about a decision for more than 3 minutes?
  • Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Ana.
  • Elsa: Queen of Arendelle and bad decisions.
  • I want a car like Emma’s bug, that apparently takes no damage no matter how many things she runs it into.
  • Who doesn’t ever check their phone for messages?
  • Oh, the chandelier!
  • Gold is such a good character. Robert Carlyle does such a good job with him.
  • Well I’ve had my problems with this whole Frozen storyline, but this exchange between Emma and Gold is pretty outstanding.
  • I’m not sure freezing a doorknob automatically makes it unlock.
  • Not totally sure how the power of a handshake worked there.
  • Wow, that jacket is not equipped to hide the hat thing.
  • Oh, nice downwards boob shot.
  • Too bad with all this magic, no one carries any scissors.
  • “Your strange fixation really holds no interest for me.”
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Once Upon A Time, S4E8: “Smash the Mirror” Part 1

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • No, I think your sisters couldn’t accept you because you FROZE AND BROKE one of them.
  • Kind of awkward Regina/Robin scene.
  • No, it’s kind of your fault, Snow.
  • Elsa is such a dupe. Why would she believe this stranger over Ana?
  • Emma, this seems like a bad solution.
  • Oh thank God, Elsa isn’t a total dupe.
  • TEAM KRISTOFF
  • Apparently houses only have wings in an East-West axis.
  • Look, if you trust Gold or Regina, you probably are going to get what you have coming.
  • Oh, it’s the Wonderland guy again. We must be in need of exposition!
  • Why does Elsa have to pretend around the guards? She’s the queen, right?
  • Why would Hook say all this right in Gold’s place?
  • I guess the dust circumscribed her powers…Until they didn’t?

Once Upon A Time, S4E7: “The Snow Queen”

Spoiler thoughts:

  • Enter Charlie Brown’s Kite-Eating Tree.
  • Oh hey, maybe David could give Robin some pointers on the differences between true love and marriage.
  • Will no one give Elsa a pair of pants?
  • That was a pretty unconvincing “you got me.”
  • He is totally supposed to look like Alan Tudyk.
  • Why, in God’s Name, would you let Regina keep the book.
  • By this logic, shouldn’t Regina be one of their sisters too?
  • I feel like Rumple must have been advertising in the Enchanted Forest Yellow Pages.
  • Oh look, it’s Will Scarlet. Someone must need an opportunity to internally monologue.
  • Well that was unfortunate.
  • Well actually, Snow, it was mostly just you failing the fear test.
  • Maybe Gerda would have been more likely to take her hand if she put the gloves on first.
  • Actually, it was all Gerda’s fault from the beginning, since she was the one suggesting the Rumple gambit.
  • I guess if you deal away your ribbon fail safes for gloves, you should maybe put them on once in awhile.

One Upon A Time, S4E5: “Breaking Glass”

Spoiler thoughts:

  • Ok, lets see if Regina’s still mad.
  • Yep, still mad.
  • Man, Sidney is the epitome of the “raw deal.”
  • Actually, Will Scarlet doesn’t have it all that much better.
  • Ha! Josh Dallas talked about going to Asgard!
  • The Sisterhood of Magical Pants.
  • Time to see what she can do/to test the limits and break through.
  • Wait, how did Charming head off in the exact direction that Scarlet was sitting there out in the open loudly digging, and not notice him?
  • Well, it’s not like Regina doesn’t have a smidge of a point there.
  • Elsa. So much power, so few powers of deduction.
  • Are you sure you wanna build a snowman?
  • I have no idea what Scarlet’s point in this show is. So far, he’s basically just a punctuation to conversations the characters are having with themselves.
  • Regina. Still not used to the idea of not being the queen.
  • Emma’s a lot bigger on forgiveness than she used to be.
  • Sidney’s a champ on betting on the wrong horse.
  • I am not entirely certain I believe that Regina doesn’t want to kill her.
  • That is a big close-up. You do not want a zit on the day you shoot that.

Once Upon A Time, S4E3: “Rocky Road”

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • I feel like Storybrooke isn’t so big, that no one would notice an enormous ice wall completely encircling it.
  • Going to assume Grumpy is a little more distempered than usual, since his truck was totaled last week.
  • I’m going to guess Henry maybe doesn’t recognize the antagonistic relationship between mongoose and cobra?
  • Oh for Pete’s Sake.  Hasn’t any of them been watching their own show?  Go get the kid.
  • You know, for supposedly “good guys,” the population of Storybrooke is pretty quick to form lynch mobs.
  • Dr. Hopper is back!  Although maybe he would be better served by trying to keep the mob from killing Elsa, than giving Snow therapy.
  • Oh, this is when we’re all punished for not keeping “Wonderland” on the air.
  • So apparently Regina traded off with Gold as the one who got the “character reset” button pushed this season.
  • Well, I’m glad Elsa didn’t prove to be a total dupe to this woman, but to be fair, “I’m going to commit monstrous acts so they will think it was you and then you’ll see that they treat you like a monster,” doesn’t really sound like a compelling argument.
  • Kristoff and Hook are the smartest guys in the room.
  • Throw the ring in, Mr. Frodo!
  • Line of the episode:  “No one thought to check and see if the urn was empty?”
  • Oh Hans, if only you weren’t such a loser.
  • Elsa doesn’t seem to think it’s odd that the Snow Queen wasn’t a bit distraught at her sister being dead?
  • I’m not sure how the True Love thing works–does it matter if he doesn’t love her? Or does it only have to be if she loves him?
  • I actually think it would be hilarious if they ended every Frozen episode with the line “the cold never bothered me anyway.”