If the best encouragement Theo could give me to attack someone was “you’ll heal,” I might start thinking he didn’t have my best interests at heart.
Parrish seems like he’s going pretty easy on people trying to poison and electrocute him.
What in God’s Name did the guy whose superpower is changing colors think he was going to do against a Hellhound?
So you kind of tapped the guy trying to electrocute you against the wall, but fried the guy who was holding your wrist? Harsh, Parrish.
Man, Mason may need a new date for the prom.
Theo, if you want to recruit people for your pack, maybe perforating them with a steel bar isn’t the best opener.
Man, her hair is pretty curly still, for all that writhing around.
Deucalion, giving out fatherly advice. He’s such a giver.
Scott isn’t the best spy.
Huh, I totally thought Meredith was dead by now.
Scorpion girl is pretty psycho.
You would think Kira would have read up on electricity after she discovered she was electricity.
All this whining and self-doubt isn’t really getting the job done, Kira.
It’s a measure of how messed up Teen Wolf usually is, that it never occurred to me how weird this scene where they just casually stroll through the room of cringing naked guys was until way afterwards.
Maybe Meredith was just trying to say your skin was soft, Scott. No need to immediately start thinking everyone wants to get stabbed in the back of the neck.
Liam seems to be sweating it a little here.
Parrish seems like he’s probably a little occupied right now, with the impalement and all.
Poor paralyzed Deucalion. I trust him.
Theo, you have a better chance at Brother of the Year award than of ever getting Stiles to trust you.
Killing your sister =/= believing in Santa on the naïveté scale.
Valach could have at least put on Sinatra or something.
Poor Parrish is constantly waking up completely confused and horrified. And probably chilly.
Malia and Electroguy having the worst trust exercise ever.
Stiles and Theo are the Mulder/Krycek equivalent.
Theo: King of the Unconvincing Rationalization
Lydia would probably be more sympathetic to Valach’s sad history if he hadn’t just drilled a hole into her head.
Lydia is horrified at having to wear that ugly hat.
Posey makes the worst face here. Like he’s had experience lighting aerosol cans before and none of it was good.
Mason is my spirit animal.
Oh wow, that is why I don’t like loud noises.
Dylan, keeping in shape for Maze Runner 3.
Theo is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Mason is all of us.
So unpleasant, Hayden. Don’t you be mean to Mason.
Parrish burnt through the Mountain Ash?
Isn’t the point of ash, it’s what doesn’t get burnt up?
Wow, Parrish totally did the Charles Atlas “go away little man” maneuver on Stiles.
Well to be fair, Mrs. Martin, you did put her into that Hellhole.
This is really taking a toll on that poor jeep.
Scott’s all “worst backseat passengers ever.”
Deaton, man, you knew they were coming–why for did you not have that stuff drawn up already?
Deaton, man, you know how to check if something’s alive or dead. Why for are you making Stiles go through this?
Well to be fair, the other guys did help a little.
But maybe Lydia’s Mom will get off Stiles’ back now.
If Kira can shoot electricity out her hands, I don’t know that she needs to be wandering around in the dark all the time.
Kate’s whole story doesn’t really jell that great. She came to the temple where the Berserkers were all happy to see her because she was the Bone Woman? What kind of qualifications did she fill for that?
Braeden’s not ok with Derek dying? Honey, you are not alone.
The true horror is that apparently no one in Beacon Hills has seen Star Wars.
Peter is proof that if you act confidently enough, and look good enough in a v-neck, people will flock to you as a leader no matter how evil/crazy you are.
Oh hey, Derek gave the faux triskelion to Liam! Because it worked so well for Kate, before.
Man, I wouldn’t be Mason for anything.
Yeah, Tamlyn Tomita’s back!
Ok, granted I’ve never been in that situation, but I’d think the gaping stab wound in her stomach would be painful enough to start the healing process without adding more pain on top.
Stiles is clearly the better Watcher here. It’s a wonder Scott made it through, if this is all Derek had up his sleeves.
Also, why is Liam only killing Derek? Did Stiles get enough abuse last season that he had an extra “not be killed” card for this one?
Here’s a thought: If you roll up on an ancient evil temple that you already know is filled with evil-y things, maybe look out the window before you open the car door.
Well if that wasn’t the weirdest in-show commercial ever.
Sheriff Stalinski is the awesomest, as the only person to figure out that just repeating ineffectual measures isn’t that good a defense against the Berserkers.
Hey, another fight where everybody tries to slap fight a Berserker while somehow forgetting that they can turn into supernatural creatures.
I think this might have been more effective a scene if Scott had had his curse broken by his relationship to Stiles, rather than Liam.
Ok, what the what?
No seriously, what?!
What did wolf!Derek! do to Kate? Lick her roughly? She seemed all mauled, but there was no blood on Derek, so…
Also, hi nude!Derek! How did he get out into the bushes from where he was sitting around dying earlier? Was getting stabbed to death with a bone knife part of the evolutionary process? Was actual death part of the evolutionary process?
Kate is shocked, shocked that her bro shot her. I am not so sure this should have been that much of a surprise.
I love Liam’s expression when Peter throws the table at him: “HDY!”
Kate’s dialogue here is reminiscent of Mother Gothel in “Tangled:” “Great. Now I’m the bad guy!”
Well these Mexican hunters certainly turned out to be less totally crazy than they seemed in the first episode.
It is convenient that Tamlyn married a guy who is not only a history teacher, but who can also carve obsidian as a hobby.
Eichen House: A franchise from the fine people who brought you Arkham Asylum.
Anyone else but me think it might be a mistake to double bunk two of your worst evils together?
Also LOL on how everyone thinks the creepiest thing in the world is looking at an eye.
Fun fact: Drilling a hole into your own forehead won’t make an eye grow there, either.
Still don’t get how broke the McCalls are all of a sudden. RN’s do pretty well, and Mrs. McCall can apparently work ER or OR.
Mason is either the nicest guy ever, or getting set up to be the Biggest Bad.
Doesn’t Malia’s dad wonder where she goes every night? And morning? And when she comes back all covered in monster blood?
Derek, apparently the first werewolf to ever consider that real estate and banks might be more reliable than a subterranean vault under the high school.
Eichen House is the worst place ever. If you take your family member there, it better be because they ate at least 5 people, or they are not gonna make it.
Hey, way to not kill somebody, Peter.
The real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Scott McCall has never seen Star Wars.
Secondmost real tragedy of Teen Wolf: Derek doesn’t have a TV.
This is not the best fighting we’ve seen from Scott and Kira. If she couldn’t dent the thing with an actual sword last time, why would she think slapping a berserker with a chain would do anything? Why not try electrocuting it?
Kate wants to know why Scott is so special. If he fought like this all the time, we’d want to know too.
I feel like Parrish had a number of options here, and enlisting the help of someone who’s been bleeding out for who knows how long to help him unbend a rebar was maybe not the most intuitive of them.
So, is the benefactor thing all done then? There effectively was no benefactor? Nobody benefited except the assassins who killed a couple low-levels and then went back to their lives with a few mil?
I would think if all his friends started missing Scott, and Kate shows up with an extra berserker who clearly has their skull belted on, they might get a little suspicious.