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Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Twelve: “Damnatio Memoriae”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • I wouldn’t be a Beacon Hills deputy for all the tea in China.
  • Ugh. I am totally watching poor Hayden’s sister walking around this murder building with my eyes partly closed so I don’t have to see her getting eaten.
  • Lol. I can’t tell whether that thing looks more like the police officer that was after Stitch, or the dog-demon thing in Ghostbusters.
  • I think she’s already running, ma’am.
  • Liam, I’m not sure Hayden’s all that into you.
  • Chimera girl has some unresolved Dad issues.
  • “You know what it is, don’t you?” Maybe you, Parrish?
  • Also, what the Hell happened to Parrish, after he melted out the gate at Eichen House?  He never seems that fazed about his alternate personality jaunts.
  • You’d think he’d at least start running out of shirts.
  • Although I guess you’d think they’d all start running out of shirts by now.
  • Glad Scott figured out what every teenage girl figures out eventually, and wore a red shirt.
  • Scott is not so much with the string theory.
  • Argent may not actually understand what a safe is for.
  • Good Lord, Stiles. Why would you go down into the basement?
  • Why is the whole hospital empty, if this isn’t a dream?
  • Well a) I do feel Stiles is smart enough to have appreciated this distinction a long time ago, and b) Sheriff Stalinski might be on morally grey ground here.
  • Although, let’s face it:  Who among us would not shred evidence for Stiles?
  • Aw. Stiles metaphorically had his eyes turned, like Derek.
  • Oh Derek. Where art thou?
  • Theo is kind of running a hedonistic pack.
  • Man, for a minute, I thought Scott was hearing heartbeats in Malia. Like she was having twins.
  • Deaton! I had totally forgotten what had happened to him.
  • Mason is the best.
  • Lydia’s situation doesn’t seem to have improved.
  • Oh ugh. It’s the bathtub where Lydia got traumatized by her grandma’s trepanning.
  • Oh we are going all Crimson Peak up in here.
  • Fun fact:  You grab someone’s arm and tell them “this isn’t a threat,” it’s pretty much a threat.
  • Scott is not a whiz at bandaging.
  • No touchee, Theo.
  • Oh hey, this is sounding more and more threat-y.
  • Mason is Liam’s Stiles.
  • Not to be too picky Lydia, since she seems like the only one who’s helping you, but wasn’t curly haired girl evil before?
  • I’m not so sure this little test would convince me that Theo and I were on the same side.
  • Liam, King of the Screwed Up.
  • I would maybe not totally trust undead evil Hayden.
  • OMG. How is Gerard STILL alive?
  • Wow.
  • Does…this facility not serve salads?
  • Some discreet product placement.
  • TAMLYN
  • Pretty elaborately done hair, for girls who were buried in the ground.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Eleven: “The Last Chimera”

Photo from MTV Press.

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Ugh. I’m not sure trepanning is standard of care.
  • Oh, well at least Lydia didn’t get Kali Ma’d like Theo’s sister.
  • Wasn’t this the guy who had an eye in his forehead?
  • I can’t believe this awful creepy orderly is the only guy who never gets killed.
  • How does this girl not know the Sheriff when Stalinsky is in the ER like every week?
  • Scott’s looking a little peaked.
  • That’s not doing it good, Scott.
  • “Someone’s dying.”  It was almost you, Parrish.
  • Oh good thing he spun out right across the street from the Forest.
  • You know, Parrish, most people would pack a flashlight before flares.
  • Scott’s having one of those “heavy flow” days.
  • I feel like maybe everyone got so enamored of Dark!Angsty! Stiles, we’ve forgotten how funny he can be. Can we get happy funny Stiles back someday?
  • Well Stiles, how do you like getting the brunt of someone’s misdirected rage?
  • It has never, in the history of ever, been a good idea to check anyone into Eichen House.
  • It’s nice that everyone in town happens to be related to someone working at the hospital.
  • Liam’s Dad is all “why can’t my kid be like Mason.”
  • I wish I could walk into a library and have the book I need be the first one I randomly lift off the shelf.
  • Again, if only we had paid more attention to Danny’s school project on Telluric currents a couple years ago…
  • Mason is too good for this world.
  • Way to not sound like a total psycho, Parrish.
  • It’s been so long, I don’t remember why Malia knows what this kid looks like. I assume she fought him while everyone was out having individual issues.
  • Liam stopped off at the Zac Efron salon on the way to the Nemeton.
  • It’s always night at the Nemeton.
  • If Stiles doesn’t have a subdural by this time, it’ll be a miracle.
  • Argent’s entry would be a little more badass if it looked like he was even denting these guys a little bit.
  • Well I guess Scott was ok with giving away that whole “Theo doesn’t know I’m alive” advantage.
  • I’m actually with Theo on his assessment of Eichen House. Giving it a “would not recommend” on Yelp.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Ten: “Status Asthmaticus”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Not the jeep, Stiles!  The jeep is probably the only blameless thing in this whole town.
  • Wow, these paste-on commercials for whatever this girl sticking her tongue out is for, are really annoying.  They could at least try to avoid sticking one straight over Hayden’s face.
  • Not looking like this is going to be a great night for Liam.
  • This is a really strange first date for Lydia and Parrish.
  • If Parrish is a Hellhound, I feel like we would have at some point seen him as…well, a hound?
  • You know, if we knew that Parrish goes all garbage man when he falls asleep, maybe someone could have gone and got the poor guy a Red Bull or 6-Hour Energy Drink or something?
  • Oh Theo.  So pretty.  So awful.
  • You know, by this time, so many people have become chimeras, I have no idea whether I’m supposed to recognize blood-slurping-guy or not.
  • Braeden’s back!  Ok, if Derek comes back, all the trauma of this season is forgiven.
  • Theo wants Void!Stiles?  Is that even still a thing?
  • Is there some Nogitsune left in Stiles?  If there isn’t, what use is he to the pack?
  • You know, Liam might not be the best Beta.
  • Why doesn’t Scott just leave from wherever Liam got in through the Mountain Ash?
  • Mason gets the absolute worst jobs.
  • I feel like Mrs. McCall should probably go ahead and go to medical school if she’s going to have this level of medical expertise.
  • …Because you’re EEEVIIILLL, Theo.  Also, pretty.
  • Those are some not very convincing chest compressions, but I guess at least the thump got results.
  • Scott and Mrs. McCall are the best.
  • Be your anchor and bring us hope, Scott.

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Nine: “Lies of Omission”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • The surprising part is that anyone at Beacon Hills ever smiles, after all the bad mojo that’s gone down there.
  • Just gonna point out that the only Asian family pretty much hit the bricks as soon as it started looking bad here, and only 1/3 of them were even human.
  • Scott might be asking a lot from albuterol.
  • OMG Sheriff. Even if it was just plain mercury, instead of recently-vomited-up mercury, I think you’d still want a glove before dipping your finger in it.
  • Mercury out the nose is kind of a mood killer.
  • I guess no Coach this season?
  • The way Teen Wolf operates, Corey is either going to become a regular, or a corpse, pretty soon.
  • Well, I guess we know which way that went.
  • Oh Mason. This is such a bad school for you.
  • Oh serious, Scott? You are surely not going to doubt Stiles after all this.
  • Ok, this is pretty gross, even for this show.
  • This is not Malia’s season for saving people.
  • Wow, suddenly the closed captions have gone into warp drive.
  • Maybe stopping to mack on each other is a bad idea during a routine robbery, much less when you’re on the run from supernaturals.
  • Doctors know alcohol is just no good for you.
  • Oh Parrish, maybe don’t tell Lydia your whole dream.
  • Hate a guy who leaves in the middle of a movie.
  • This is a bad day for Sheriff Stalinski’s relationships with his son/son-figures.
  • Oh man, are we really going to do this in the rain?
  • I feel like Stiles would have been less oblique here. They’ve been doing a good job of making him feel paranoid and self-defensive where Scott is concerned this season, but I just think he would have come totally clean to him at this point.
  • Stiles is smart enough to not assume Scott knows the whole deal, and I think Scott has a big enough heart to forgive Stiles anything.
  • Well, it seems harsh, and yet remember how well this worked out for Derek, when he had someone bite his true love.

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Eight: “Ouroboros”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Deaton! And a rando! Not gonna lie rando, I don’t hold out a lot of hope for you.
  • RIP rando. We hardly knew ye.
  • Sheriff now wishing he didn’t make house calls.
  • Ow! But probably nothing he didn’t expect.
  • It’s a hurt, Melissa, but he’s not wrong.
  • Hayden’s sister was a pretty smooth worker there.
  • Oh double ow!
  • So Parrish never thinks it might be a good thing to tell anyone that he keeps waking up all soot and blood covered, not to mention naked?
  • Liam, didn’t you try that last time?
  • No, why would he think that Kira? Just because she was stabbed with your sword, you were wandering around by yourself, and he had to stop you from killing some other dude earlier this week?
  • Hate it when people pull out their own tubes at the hospital.
  • I’m not sure Scott got informed consent for that.
  • Ew. No, I do not want to look at whatever those guys left on your back.
  • Wow, it’s going to be sad if Parrish incinerates Hayden’s sister.
  • Claws and fangs are probably the least of your worries.
  • That is some unorthodox eye surgery.
  • This is a crappy day for poor Sheriff Stilinski.
  • Thank goodness for Mason, since I’m pretty sure Malia isn’t in a position to psychologically support Scott.
  • Hm, hope they opted for cremation.
  • #PeaceOutKira
  • Maybe a better question would be “when isn’t something wrong with you and your friends?”

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Seven: “Strange Frequencies”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Nice Liam.  Maybe you should have gotten Mason to break the news to her.
  • Poor Hayden.  And on the other hand, chances are good she won’t need another kidney.
  • GO TAMLYN.
  • Oh Kira’s all mad at her Mom, because Kira almost killed her.  Seems fair.
  • It was never that clear to me whether Tamlyn still had her kitsune power, or if she had handed it all off to Kira.
  • So Stiles is going to leave his phone on, streaming video all night?  He must get way better battery life than I do.
  • Stiles’ jeep has seen more awkward convos play out than any other jalopy in Beacon Hills.
  • Pretty Theo.
  • Oh, pretty child-killer Theo.
  • Parrish, I don’t know if Lydia’s legal.
  • Boy, that is some swift karma from making out with an underage girl.
  • The playing card is very Manchurian Candidate.
  • Ok, this plan seems even more free-form than their usual plans.
  • These doctors don’t seem like they move all that fast.  Maybe everyone could just try running?
  • Why would all that blood spatter onto Stiles from Theo taking a fist to the face?  Like that would have to be arterial blood to spray like that.
  • NOOO, NOT THE JEEP!
  • Damn it, Parrish.
  • Mrs. McCall and Sheriff Stalinski seems so shocked that the corneal grafts were taken from dead people.  Gonna be a hard sell to convince someone alive to give you their corneas.
  • Either I can’t identify them under all the blood and…deadness…or Kira just iced some total rando.

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Six: “Required Reading”

Screencap from http://teen-wolf-mtv.wikia.com/wiki/Teen_Wolf_Wikia

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Did Mrs. McCall just stab Scott in the leg with an inhaler?
  • If I were Stiles, I think I’d want someone to look at my shoulder just to make sure another mouth wasn’t growing there.
  • Maybe one person could read the book, and the rest of them could observe objectively, rather than all of them tripping at once.
  • “Dread Doctors. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend.”
  • Uh oh. The overexposed lighting of nightmare sequences.
  • Just a guess, but I’m going to speculate that Lydia reeling backwards in horror at the sight of that girl’s alopecia isn’t exactly going to cheer her up.
  • Mason is the new Stiles.
  • …Or maybe Kira is dyslexic, which is why she’s almost failing English.
  • “Are you going to tell me why you’re dropping?” “Because you’ve been riding my ass since the semester started?”
  • That’s the big beef? An accidental injury you got from walking into a fight on your own initiative?
  • Aw, Liam came to the rescue!
  • Ok, shoving the inhaler into someone’s hand when they’re obtunded might not be all that effective.
  • Yeah, there’s something you didn’t miss from your pre-werewolf life.
  • Theo thinks everything is a chimera.
  • Frankly, if I were Lydia, I’d think that memory was horrible enough to stop right there.
  • Why is Malcolm McDowell advertising for lunchables?
  • Did…Liam just fluorescence Hayden’s eyes?  Is that some sort of chimera test we came up with when I wasn’t paying attention?
  • Stiles’ Mom!
  • Oh, Stiles’ Mom apparently walked out of “Ringu.”
  • Well Thank God somebody remembered they can turn into a wolf.
  • I mean seriously, does Scott do that anymore?  Did Posey develop an allergy to the makeup or something?
  • That was…messy.