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Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: Trespasser, Part 2

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Oh yay! More talking!
  • Aw. Cullen made it up with Blackwall.
  • Clasping maw is one expensive sword.
  • People certainly seem to want to discuss Solas all of a sudden.
  • Well ok, they had an eluvian just sitting around the Winter Palace and no one said anything?
  • Welcome back to the Deep Roads.
  • Man, it’s dark in here.
  • I guess we’re supposed to use our new hand-as-flashlight ability, but hard to think that’s not going to give us cancer one day.
  • Wow, for some reason certain actions are totally delayed now. Like it takes her ten minutes to decide to climb up a ladder.
  • Lyrium grows on trees?


  • The story in any BioWare game inevitably has you start blowing up stuff without figuring out how you’re going to leave.
  • Teagan, you did not age well.
  • I feel like normally you wouldn’t have the Inquisitor managing servant squabbles.
  • Like Cullen wouldn’t take care of his own guys?
  • Well given that neither the heads of Ferelden nor Orlais are at this convention, I think it’s kind of an exaggeration to say the South would be “rudderless” if we all blew up.
  • Sandal’s diary!
  • Exactly as you’d expect.
  • Always a little suspicious when you run into an empty place with two supply caches.
  • Ugh, I am totally failing some of these optional puzzles.
  • Oh great, so it was our fault after all.
  • Ok, it seems as though everyone is pretty quick to accept that I’m not going to survive this hand thing.
  • Like, nothing like “oh don’t worry–we’ll get you the best doctor,” just “good luck with that. We’ll go start packing.”
  • I am totally failing this veil fire puzzle, and Bull and Dorian constantly saying “it didn’t work” isn’t helping.
  • Well, guess we’ll kill more Qunari.
  • I don’t know what we thought “Dragon’s Breath” referred to, anyway.
  • Good thing all the Qunari charge through the doorway past me without giving me a second glance.
  • Poor Bull. This must be awkward.
  • Solas, you rat.
  • Say, this hand thing seems to be decompensating.
  • I guess we’re not picking up any more loot at this point.
  • For eluvians all over the place, this is pretty linear.
  • This is a lot of Qunari to go rogue, according to the government.
  • Yes, I do have some questions, thank you.
Don’t you “it’s not you, it’s me” me!
  • Look Solas, I’m not sure why we all have to die, just because you feel guilty that no one can go to the library again.
  • Even though he’s being a bit of a jerk, I feel like this romanced elven inquisitor wouldn’t give up on him.
  • Oh, he left.
  • Oh, I guess we left.
  • Oh, I guess we left our hand there.
  • If this Inquisitor still wanted to try to get Solas back, I think she’d divest herself of the big organization and try to redeem him on her own, with just a handful of BFFs.
  • I declare thee DISBANDED.
  • Aw, the Citadel everybody-stand-in-a-line-and-stare-at-the-player-and-then-peel-off-forever scene.
  • Oh, I guess we were serious about going after Solas.
  • All the advisors stayed but Cullen, who left with his dog?
  • Well I guess now we know why this was the last DAI DLC–on to the Search for Solus.
  • Wow, these epilogue cards are pretty fast.
  • BioWare credits are the longest things ever, but you always have to stay through to the end in case Buzz Aldrin is tacked on after or something.
  • Oh, Cassandra’s reading Varric’s book.
  • Oh, I am DYING.
  • Man, I love Cassandra.
  • Alright.  Time to cue up my first Inquisitor for a second go-around, while I wait for Andromeda.



Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: Trespasser, Part 1

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Ok. Time for one last fling with the Inquisitor and her merry men.
  • “Enjoy time with them while you can,” translation: “We only added upfront dialogue.”
  • Wow, Bran changed a bit. The years haven’t been too kind to him.
  • Now we control the giant harbor net of Kirkwall. Well I’m sure that won’t come in handy one of these days.
  • I knew the Executors would be back! Hard in Hightown!
  • Oh man, all these books and letters are so great. I could read these all day.
  • OMG, it’s the collar from that spirit that possessed the cat in Shale’s village!
  • Ok, when Zither showed up for Maryden, I full on did the Home Alone hands-on-the-face reaction.
  • I have no idea what we were throwing at people with Sera.
  • Sera does what we’ve all wanted to do to Maryden sooner or later.
  • Well, Bull is as terse as always. Was Freddie busy the week they recorded this?
  • Hm. There seem to be a lot more couples getting busy here, than you’d expect at a religious conclave.
Hey! None of that there! This is an Exalted place!
  • Why am I picking up all these dog bones?
  • Wow. Josephine treated us to the Orlesian equivalent to Noh drama.
  • Well Leliana appears to be back to her old self.
  • Fenris is the bartender in Hard in Hightown, and I just died.
  • Ok, I’m not so sure what the ham was for in spa day.
What is even going on here?
What is even going on here?
  • I feel like maybe BioWare needs a field trip to a spa.
  • Oh not just ham, but the sad banana-on-a-stick weapon.
  • Well Leliana appears to be kind of done.
  • Cullen found a dog!
  • Oh THAT’S why we were picking up the dog bones.
  • The dog brought us a…mace made out of a bee hive? That’s very thoughtful.
  • Chateau Haine got a new Duke!
  • I guess you can’t talk with Dorian much?
  • At least we got a letter from Alistair.
  • I love the descriptions of the random crap we find.
  • At least he didn’t bring Isolde again.
  • I would say however, if they had Alistair come, it would have been vapors time.
  • Oops, I think I’ve been running right over all these people soaking in the bath.
  • Oh we found Cassandra again.
  • Oh wow, she’s going to kill Varric.
  • Aw, Dorian.
  • You know, I really dote on Dorian, which is why I always think it’s odd that while he says we are ultimate BFFs, he never spoke to me after the first third of the game or so.
  • Well I guess social time is over.
  • Wow, Teagan turned into kind of an ass.
  • “We exiled the Grey Wardens!” Yeah, how’d that work out for you?
  • Also, is Teagan forgetting that Ferelden’s King and Queen are both Grey Wardens? No wonder you couldn’t have Alistair here, saying this.
  • And why is he saying Gaspard is on the throne? We’ve already read letters on how Celene and Briala are still ruling together.
  • I’m not getting this.
  • Maybe Teagan ended up having to spend way too much time with Isolde and he got all Ethan Frome’d.
  • Ok, wait a minute. We’re following a trail to find out where he came from. Why then would the blood stains go up to a dead end? Shouldn’t they just show where he came? It’s like we’re going the wrong direction.
  • Well maybe this is why Bull didn’t talk much before. They were saving his voice for the quest.
  • Ok, I’m not sure “shooting green fire” at the ancient mosaic is the same as “examine.”
  • Wow, these purple flames are kinda insta-death.
  • Well ok, now aren’t we glad I drank the well?
  • Yay–an antidote for the insta-death.
  • Kind of an unfortunate posture for this poor dead Qunari girl.
  • You know, I think it’s gonna be hard to fulfill this directive to make contact with the Qunari if we keep killing them.
  • Oh good. Some sort of puzzle with veil fire and a button.
  • Ha Ha. Got it.
  • Well I still don’t get what’s going on, but I guess we’re going back now.


Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: “Doom Upon All the World” and End Analysis

Spoiler Thoughts:

      • We went to confront Corypheus all by ourselves…and Harding?
      • Dragon fight!
      • Attack, attack, attack.
      • Oops, our dragon seems to have gotten smushed.
      • Attack, attack, attack.
      • Ok, I honestly never figured out what this power of the rift did. I periodically use it on dragons, but even though it looks like numbers of damage are pouring off of it, the health meter doesn’t ever seem to change.
      • No more dragon. Kind of a gyp that there’s no loot.
      • Back to Corypheus.
      • Attack, attack, attack.
      • Everyone with an orb step forward. Not so fast there, Corypheus.


    • Bye Felicia.
    • Look Solas, we’ll find you another orb.
    • …Or not. See you around, I guess?
    • This party shows the weirdest camera movement when you start talking to people.  Like it actually rotates around you and stares at the wall.
I will always remember this conversation, brick wall. You were my favorite.
    • Cassandra becomes Divine. That is going to be one militant Chantry. With a fun library.
    • No end romance scene for the Solasmancing Inquisitor. Sniff.
    • Oh there you are Solas. Petrifying poor Flemeth.
    • I don’t see how they say you can keep going with side quests afterwards, when all the shopkeepers seem to have gone home.
    • Oh, Blackwall too.
    • Actually everyone’s gone, including most of the decor. I can’t think that’s intentional.
    • I also don’t really know what Power got us. I have no quests left, and 256 Power.
    • Ha Ha. Leilana and Josephine twitting Cullen about his hair is the best thing.
    • Oh everyone’s back now.  I guess it was a glitch.
    • Well that seems to be the end.


Ending Thoughts:
  • So, having done it twice now, I would have to say that I think the more developed story comes from being an elf, siding with the Mages, and drinking the well water yourself.
  • I haven’t played a rogue…ever, actually, but between warrior and mage, the combat is roughly 1000x easier as a mage.
  • Played the Solasmance to see if you ever got any hints about Solas’ big secret, but not really.  Partly because he doesn’t really talk to you much after macking on you twice.
  • I was also a little disappointed on how people talked it up like it was this big tragical thing, but I still don’t think anything has had the emotional sucker punch of the Alistair dumpage.
  • Possibly because after you play it once, you’re kind of spoiled as to how this relationship is going to end up, but he’s still pretty distant the whole way through.
  • Even trying to portion out the plot more evenly this time, it still doesn’t seem like there’s enough, in proportion to the “just wandering around biding time” bits.
  • It feels like there’s a good amount of story in the beginning, but then in the middle it just seems like it ends.
  • For example, the Hinterlands seems well-integrated into the  story with a lot of quests that directly impact the Inquisition.  So does Val Royeaux, the Storm Coast, and Crestwood.
  • But then once you have all your companions and you’ve taken a side with Templars/Mages and fixed the Wardens, you’re still left with most of Exalted Plains, Emerald Graves, Emprise du Lion, and the Hissing Wastes, none of which hardly feel like they have anything to do with anything.
  • By the time you finish them and get to the endgame, it feels so long since something significant happened, the tension is kind of diffused, whereas you’d think it would be ramping up.
But I finally got a fancy bed!
But I finally got a fancy bed!
  • Additionally, at that point I always seem to be leveled up where none of the loot is helpful anymore–and there’s still a good third of the game left.
  • And what’s the deal with the decisions you make on rebuilding Skyhold?  They make a big deal about telling you your choice is IRREVERSIBLE, but then it doesn’t seem to matter one way or another.
  • My favorite is when you make the tower either a Mage or a Templar center, and you can’t ever even talk to anyone in it.
  • Also kind of bugged that you can keep talking to Fiona if you pick Mages, but Knight-Commander Barris disappears entirely once you promote him.
  • It doesn’t help that the fight to get to the Temple of Mythal feels a lot like the end of ME3, so you kind of subconsciously start thinking that’s going to lead to a big confrontation, but depending on how you approach it, there may be no major fighting at all.
  • Then when you do get to the real end, it seems odd that it’s basically two big fights, neither of which is as bad as half of the dragons you fought earlier.
  • No explanations or monologues either.  Just walk in and start throwing rocks at stuff, and when they stop moving, the game’s over.
  • I also still think, even with the banter hack implemented–maybe?–there doesn’t feel as though you have as much character interaction as the past games, even though there must be, considering how much larger this game is.
  • But for example, Dorian–siding with the Templars, you don’t spend any time with him until after Skyhold.
  • Then he has his personal mission pretty soon afterwards, and then I don’t know if he had more than about half a dozen sentences after that.
  • I know for at least the last half of the game, all I could ever say to him was “hello” and “goodbye,” and it was the same with Bull.
  • There were also a bunch of moral choices that seem like they were supposed to be those “there are no right answers” things, but totally had right answers.
  • Like there is no way it’s good to make Cole a spirit, if he’s going to end up wiping himself out of existence all the time.
  • The parts that work, I think, really work–the attack on Haven, arriving at Skyhold, the ball at Halamshiral…
  • …But then it just makes the other 120 hours of quests to resurrect dead people so you can kill them again seem a little bit like filler.
  • In retrospect, the conflicts at the beginning are much bigger than the ones you’re left with later–the rift, for example, seems like a much more widespread threat than Corypheus, by the end of the game, just as the Templar/Mage fight feels more significant than the Freeman or Warden battles.
  • I think I kept expecting that things would get worse and worse and then suddenly at the end, there would be a reversal and we’d save the day.
  • Instead, it was more like things gradually got better and easier and then it was over.
  • At the end of the day, it’s a beautiful game and I love the characters they developed for it.  I just wish we’d have had more to do with them during the course of the story.
  • I’m sure I’ll play it again, but I tend to think it may not ultimately have the replayability for me that, say, DAO or DA2 have.
  • Anyway, maybe Trespasser will make up for all of it.  On to Trespasser!


Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: The Final Piece


Spoiler Thoughts:

  • That scamp, Kieran.
  • This path through the Fade is always odd. It’s a pretty good distance to just walk in silence, and yet it’s so linear there’s no real puzzle about it.
  • Well, well, well. What have we here?
  • Oh, ok, I guess I’ll stop her then.
  • So she’s her mother and his grandmother, and also an old god, and apparently my boss now.
  • The Inquisitor isn’t up on the whole “The Warden made the King of Ferenden sleep with Morrigan” story.
  • Something she can discuss with Morrigan after this is all over.
  • Kieran’s a polite lad, but not a whole lot of gumption.
  • See, she was a nice old lady after all.
  • Wait, Morrigan’s just going to bug out? She’s not going to help anymore? Did she forget we still have to fight Corypheus?
  • Oh this dragon is totally Flemeth.
  • Cabot is my spirit animal.




Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: What Pride Had Wrought

Spoiler Thoughts:

    • The bartender says people are complaining that I’m bedding my allies? I certainly haven’t seen anything to give me that impression.
    • Ok Morrigan. Off to the Temple of Mythal.
    • Forgot how repetitive these sequences are, wandering down the river and killing Templars.
    • I feel like Cullen would have said something to us, since we just saved him.
    • Entering the Temple. Oh, one Corypheus, extra crispy.
    • Now does Corypheus’ lieutenant know that he can come back in a blighted thing? If not, why do they keep going through the temple? They don’t seem that excited about him being apparently dead.
    • “Oh, the Old Gods are probably a myth.” “HDU!!”
    • Um, Solas, do you have something to share with the class?
    • Ok, jump in the hole? Or do the rituals? Jump in the hole? Or do the rituals?
    • Well maybe we try both this time around: trot around the rituals and then jump in the hole.
    • I always feel like this was kind of a weird ritual for priests to make people do. I get that it would make people focus and meditate, but on the other hand, it’s like if you had to finish a few rounds of Dance Dance Revolution before you could see the Pope.
    • Alright. Time to see what’s in the hole.
    • Oh good. My inventory is already full.
    • [Line of magical elven archers show up with arrows cocked.]. “Someone’s watching us!”
    • Nothing gets by you, Inquisitor.
    • “Say something, Solas!”
    • “Don’t look at me. I got no dog in this race.”
    • Ok, we will ally with you…Wha?…Damnit, Morrigan.
    • Well this Sentinel guide is one personable elf.
    • I must say, Calpurnia is a lot more reasonable than Sampson.
    • Look, you might hold off on the “savage Qunari” remarks when I have one RIGHT HERE.
    • Maybe I should have brought Dorian.


    • So who’s thirsty?
    • Solas? “NOOOO!” Well alrighty, then.
    • I let Morrigan have the well last time, but I feel like an elf inquisitor would have more of a vested interest in drinking it herself.
    • Well this was a lot more dramatic than if you let Morrigan take the power.
    • The fact that Corypheus showed up again doesn’t bode too well for Calpurnia.
    • Morrigan doesn’t seem like she’s gonna let this go anytime soon.
    • Oh burn from Leilana. Maybe she’s still bitter that Morrigan never wanted to go shopping with her.
    • The dragon is a horcrux?
    • Ok, getting on to the last chance to talk to anyone.
    • Not too much from Varric or Vivienne, but to be fair, I’m not sure we were close.
    • Ok Solas, your turn.
    • Slave markings? Yeah, you can go ahead and get rid of those, thanks.
    • Watch the hand there, Solas.
    • Wait, what?
    • Oh this is horrible, although the option to say “your loss, asshole” is pretty great.
    • Solas, you heel.
    • At least you get dropped off outside, because it’d be pretty awkward to still be in his room after that.
    • Cassandra is such a good friend in this game. I’m glad she didn’t kill us in the beginning, like she wanted.


    • Wait, did Cole just…erase himself?
    • Oh Cole.
    • I think my favorite line of Sera’s is “I believe the stuff not made up by dead people who failed.”
    • Blackwall’s pretty terse.
    • Man, what exactly is going on in that painting in the stables? I’m…not sure I want to know.


  • You can tell when I’m getting close to the end, because I start doing a permanent save every few minutes.
  • Time for The Final Piece

Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: Side Quests and Emprise du Lion, Hissing Wastes, and Forbidden Oasis


Spoiler Thoughts:

      • Emprise du Lion time.
      • “Red lyrium. We should be cautious here.” [Setting up camp] “What did you say, Solas?”
      • Ok, I don’t even know why this couple died on the cliff with the bottle of wine his dad left him.
      • I have never been able to get this one quest with crazy lady moaning about losing the ring to activate.
      • Finally found Michel before Suledin Keep. I love the quest name “Call Me Imshael.”
      • Oh, ok Michel. Leave me here to kill the Choice Spirit while you go back to town. This wasn’t even my deal!
      • Let’s see…riches…power…virgins…Oh, no virgins…
      • Now you’re called the Late Imshael.
      • Oh wait, the red Templar is Carroll? Not the mildly crazy Carroll from the tower docks? Who liked cookies?
      • Well, we’ll never know now–he was too distorted to see if he was the same. Poor Cullen has so few old friends left.
      • I like how these guys in the cages at the quarry are screaming and yelling to be let out, but their fellow townspeople are just walking around, pretending not to hear.
      • LOL at the guy who wrote the whole confession to his wife, and then wanted to take it back when he made it out of the quarry alive.
      • No, buddy. The manslaughter doesn’t not count just because you survived to face the consequences.
      • I like how when Cullen fixes this bridge, it looks indistinguishable from the original stone carvings, but when he had to fix that ratty bridge in the desert, it looked like he gave some high school a hammer and some two-by-fours.


    • Ok, twenty more minutes, and we took another dragon down.
    • Maybe we can manage the last dragon, since it’s closest to the fast travel point.
    • Oh, it’s like two levels higher than us. Maybe if we just sit on the ledges and shoot down at it?
    • Ok, I don’t think it should be able to hit us with the dome of fire if it can’t even see us.
    • Ugh, it keeps putting up guard as soon as I whittle it down
    • Ok, about half an hour, and we’ve managed to take one leg down by about 1/6.
    • I think we’ll have to come back for this one.
    • Oh hey, Wicked Grace!
    • I kind of feel it improbable that Cullen would actually agree to a bet where he might lose his clothes, but it’s cute anyway.
    • I guess no one wanted to invite Solas or Vivienne.
    • All right. Off to the Hissing Wastes.
    • Man, I had forgotten how big Hissing Wastes was.
    • Actually, I had more or less forgotten everything about Hissing Wastes. I think it’s mostly because there isn’t a lot of plot or dialogue here–just walking around in the desert, killing random things.
    • The nice part is that there are so many campsites, you can pretty much just leap off of cliffs, and be reassured that you can make it back to one of them before you’re totally drained.
    • I do like the section where it’s almost always nighttime with that big moon in the distance. So pretty.


    • Unfortunately so much of this area is all based on those map quests that I find so difficult. I can never get the sketches to line up with the actual point of view until I already know where it is.
    • Playing a mage makes the combat so much easier than a warrior, since you can basically pick people off from a mile away…but it also makes it a little meaningless, since you basically never see or hear them, and by the time you run over to loot them, they’ve evaporated.
    • Dragon time! Bull gets so excited.
    • Ok, missing one page of the journals, and one ocularum.
    • The chances of me finding the journal page seems pretty slender by this time, but I don’t know why I can’t find a skull on a stick.
    • I also think historically, I’ve finished one mosaic. I usually get all the pieces…except one.
    • I’ve never gotten enough gems to fulfill that Hinterlands tapestry requisition, either. Damn templars.
    • Time to go back for that dragon on the Storm Coast.
    • Ugh, it’s electricity resistant, and that’s most of what I have.
    • I never have much idea of what this power of the rift thing does. Like a lot of lights and colors, and then everything goes back to killing me.
    • HA. This fragment of inadequate chain mail is hilarious.


  • “The designer may have misheard ‘aureole of protection.'”
  • Alright, now time to see if we can get that second dragon in Emprise.
  • At least I have a fire staff with me. The problem is that these colosseum layouts make it so it’s hard to get far enough away to not get hit by the effects of her attacks.
  • Oh what a hurt. After a half hour of fighting, the dragon loot and two of the dragonling loot spawned under the stairs where I can’t pick them up.
  • Ok Solus, it’s nice that you can sense there’s an artifact here, but it would help if you could give me a hint where.
  • Well, we’re at the same level as the last dragon–maybe we can give it a go again.
  • Entering in from the top we can pick at her largely without getting beat up, but it’ll take forever because no one else will be able to help.
  • Should she really be able to fire mine me when she can’t even see me?
  • It’s like ten minutes to take down the guard, for about thirty seconds of actual attack time.
  • Attack, attack, attack.
  • Ho hum.
  • Everyone else is dead now.
  • Just me and the Highland Ravager.
  • Zzzzz.
  • Oh wait, we’re done.  Yay!
  • Ok guys, naptime’s over.  Now we can pick up the last shard and go investigate the temple.
  • Forbidden Oasis!  Sounds so much more exciting than “walk around in the desert and fall off ladders!”
  • I read a lot of hate for Forbidden Oasis.  While I don’t loathe it, I think part of the problem is that the heavy dependence on vertical mapping makes the flat maps more or less useless.
  • Considering the major quest is to find the jillion shards littered around everywhere, that means the majority of your time is spent just trying to figure out how to climb up on stuff.
  • It doesn’t help that the only other quest of note stymies you by making you hunt down a miner who never seems to be anywhere around where her marker is.
  • 20 minutes spent running around trying to find her, you start wondering if she really wanted that wedding ring in the first place.
  • Ok, ready for the Temple of the Forbidden Shard.
  • Really Solas?  Is it really an artifact of your people?
  • Also, it’s not just your people, in case you’ve forgotten.
  • Cole, you wouldn’t keep getting fried by those circles if you’d stop running into them.
  • No matter how empty I try to get with my inventory, I can never get through this without having to go back and sell stuff off.
  • Well, I think we’ve exhausted the resources of the Forbidden Oasis.
  • Time to go look for the elven blood magic sword.
  • There is an awful lot of loot lying about this random elven temple.
  • This actually seems a little like a side quest to the Knight’s Tomb side quest.
  • Well that was pretty brief.
  • At least Bull got a new sword out of it.
  • So at this point, I think we’ve just about done all the quests we’ve been able to find up to What Pride Had Wrought.
  • The initial plan was to now do all the DLC except for Trespasser, but as all the reviews I’ve read seem to think they are on the short side and not heavy with story (versus lore) content, I might actually wait until they put them on sale or in a bundle or something, and just play through until we can do Trespasser.
  • Basically, I’m a little impatient to get to Trespasser by now.
  • Trespasser, Trespasser, Trespasser.
  • Ok, let’s get ready to wrought some pride.

Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: Side Quests and The Emerald Graves


Spoiler Thoughts:

    • Back to Skyhold to see if anyone wants to chat now.
    • Dorian had the despair ham!
    • The Quizition has to be one of the oddest parts of this game.
    • Oh Cole. You’re so spirit-y now. I don’t know if we went the right way on this, even though you seem happier.
    • I feel like the way to approval with everyone is to just keep saying “I agree” to everything.
    • That’s great. Our surgeon apparently subscribes to the New England Journal of Trepanning.
    • Who should be the new Divine? I kind of favor Cassandra. Leliana is a little flighty, and Vivienne is kind of awful.
    • Poor Blackwall. Poor just-wanting-to-be-uninvolved Blackwall.
    • Morrigan is still so cool. Claudia Black does such a good job with her.
    • Irking that even though I killed Anders on my last playthrough and synced everything up with the Keep, it insists that he’s still alive.
    • Oh great. I think Blackwall left, and I didn’t finish Memories of the Grey yet. I wonder if you can do it when he comes back?
    • I still don’t get the whole Tyrdda song-story. I guess she had some unfortunate romances?
    • I think that’s an example of how tough it is to do a narrative when you don’t know the order people will find the segments.
    • Every time I’m walking around and just find a gigantic wheel of cheese sitting around for no reason, I like to think Alistair was there.


  • Ok Varric, we’ll go to Valammar.
  • Ugh, Bianca, you are the worst.
  • Oh, and after all that, you’re going to threaten me? I almost hope something does happen to Varric, so you can come after me and I can pound you into mulch.
  • Varric, your love life is your own business, but I’d rip that page out of your little black book and feed it to the mabari.
  • Dorian and Bull never seem to say much beyond their personal quests.
  • Solas also has relatively little to say, compared with Cullen’s romance.
  • Ok, off to the Emerald Graves.
  • Fun fact: After investing about 300 hours into this game, until today I always thought this area was called “Emerald Glades.”
  • Wow, there are a lot of dead people who aren’t getting their burial sites visited.
  • I can’t believe they made us kill that poor bear and her cubs just because the guy who surveys the camp locations is high.
  • If I killed all the important people leading the Freemen, why am I still having to kill Freemen all over the place? Who’s leading them now?
  • We’re sitting here looking at a French-fried corpse, and Solus is all “he underestimated how dangerous the rift is.”
  • Cunning deduction, Mr. Bond.
  • I don’t even know why we follow up on all these sad letters to significant others sitting next to charred remains. It’s like we want to be sad.
  • All these haunted/possessed chateaus are just nightmare fuel. Poor Betta.
  • Oh nice. The wedding ring was in the spider’s stomach.
  • Ok, do these giants just keep spawning? Because holy moly, there are a ton of them here.
  • I also like how our agents are just sitting here in the middle of Giant Central, like they don’t realize this is a terrible place to put their chest.
  • This poor dude who was trying to compete with Genativi for Thedosian Historian.
  • Ok, killed our fifth dragon. At least it dropped some decent armor.
  • Poor Solas, who has to upgrade from those snazzy ancient elven robes to reinforced battle age mail, which looks like he killed a fox and slung it over one shoulder.
  • Ok, off to the Knight’s Tomb.
  • I don’t know if the map on this one is buggy or what, but the markers never seem to correlate that well with where the seal pieces are, and if I unlock a door, it still has the lock symbol.
  • Man, this tarot card codex system is practically useless. How can you look up anything, when it’s nothing but a mass of cards, most of which all have the same back? Even the “unread” mark is so hard to see most of the time, it takes forever to find the ones you haven’t read.
  • Alas for the Emerald Knights. Pocahontas all over again.
  • “The Executors.” I’m sure they won’t come back to bite us in the ass one of these days.
  • Ok Leliana, lets see what Justinia left you in Valence.
  • I can’t imagine hardening Leliana. How can encouraging someone to turn into a sociopath be a good thing?
  • Granted, she was a little kooky in Origins, she deserves to be happy and go shoe shopping once in awhile.
  • Time to go get Blackwall.
  • Oh man, I can’t believe I finally found the place that sells beds and drapes!
  • Poor Blackwall. Some crimes are harder to come back from.
  • Wow, Cullen came all the way from Skyhold. He must really be pissed.
  • Just get him out Josephine. Ohana means no one is left behind or forgotten.
  • Emprise du Lion time.