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Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode 18: “Maid of Gevaudan”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

    • I am the worst with history. I don’t even know which side I’m supposed to be rooting for, here.
    • I thought Deucalion was the Demon Wolf?
    • Apparently it’s story time with Gerard.
    • Alison!
    • There is another.” How very Star Wars-y of you, Argents.
    • Stiles is just not equipped for medic duty.
    • I would think that a) he would need more pain abstracted than that, and b) Hayden would have felt a little pain there herself.
    • I guess the Argent girls have always been good with a bow.
    • The Innkeeper is pretty chill over having FrenchAlison shoot a crossbow that close to his head.
    • Maybe she does this all the time, in which case I don’t know if I’d invite her back to the Inn.
    • This is a pretty liberated town, to happily accept that their best hunter is a girl.
    • Ooh, interesting–the olden days footage is letterboxed, while the present day story is full-screen.
    • Maybe firing random crossbows at something you don’t see isn’t the way to go, FrenchAlison.
    • This is why open carry isn’t a good idea.
    • Also, how is she firing one bolt after the other? Video games have shown us crossbows only give you one shot, and then they take forever to reload.
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“Hi, I’m here to talk to you about the Latter Day Saints.”
  • “That was no wolf!” The villagers have been putting up signs advertising a Beast for some time, FrenchAlison. I think they’d be able to recognize a wolf.
  • Like Braeden doesn’t have other stuff to do besides pull Beacon Hill’s fat out of the fire.
  • Girl doesn’t have the sense to run when a huge beast attacks in Beacon Hills, girl is going to wind up as kibble.
  • Maybe FrenchAlison should wonder why this dude has spent half his life trying to figure out defenses against a creature no one believed in until, like, a week ago.
  • Scott hates this library.
  • Do we know the girl with the hat? She looks familiar but I don’t remember her.
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Heeere’s Beast-y!
  • Well plus FrenchAlison can’t take out another hunting party, because who’s gonna sign up when 100% of her guys got et?
  • Maybe you shouldn’t be rinsing this guys blood right into the DRINKING WELL?!
  • So what was she doing with the drink? Trying to drug everyone in hopes of getting into the cellar? Or was it just werewolf poison?
  • What was this guy to FrenchAlison’s brother that he was willing to hide all those bodies for him? Because that’s kind of farther than I’d go for most people.
  • That’s how you become a Demon Wolf? You drink from a puddle?
  • Braeden, that was also a lot of shots from a weapon that I thought could have two shots. Evidently, video games are ripping me off.
  • Wow, until this minute, I didn’t realize Marcel and Henri were two different guys.
  • This is another example of a story where I feel like we are supposed to be surprised at the end over something that was laid out for us earlier.
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Itai.
  • Maybe they should go to the next town over, Sunnyvale, and pick up Buffy.
  • It better not be Mason, is all I’m saying.
  • DAMN IT.
  • Like Scott couldn’t track Mason and invisible guy by scent?

 

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Teen Wolf, Season One, Episode Nine: “Wolf’s Bane”

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Thoughts:

  • OMG, Derek can NEVER catch a break.
  • OK, if I knew I was totally sensitive to bright lights, and people were going to use that to kill me, I might invest in some good polarized sunglasses.
  • I think Scott is maybe underplaying the whole “I fingered you for a serial killer” move he made.
  • Also, nothing like saying “sorry for being such a jackass to everyone,” Scott.
  • Jackson was growing a plant inside his neck?
  • Holy CRAP would a RN never let someone use their computer like that.
  • Stiles is occasionally not that helpful.
  • I guess it hasn’t occurred to Jackson that maybe someone who is way stronger and faster and whatever could be a lousy person to try to blackmail.
  • Alison is also kind of a creep for totally allowing her BFF’s boyfriend to creep on her like that.
  • Well for such an aggressively defensive family, the Argents certainly don’t have much of a security system on their house.
  • “My cousin Miguel.”  DYING.
  • Wow, Alison didn’t have very refined survival instincts at this point.
  • OH HAI PETER
  • “Can you get turned by a scratch?”  Yes, Kate.  Yes, I believe you can.