Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
For someone so good at surviving, Hook certainly does get hit on the head and rendered unconscious a lot.
Wait, Emma still has Savior Parkinson’s? I thought we solved that somehow.
Charming, you are the Prince of Bad Decisions.
Poor Regina can now only be evil in flashback.
The Ranunculus of Hope.
Ok, somehow this is not exactly how I remember this all going down.
Ok, I’m pretty sure this is not how I remember this happening.
I feel like when Charming woke up, they didn’t have this immediate lovely reunion. I think he didn’t remember anything, then the curse took hold and he went back to his fake wife.
Then he cheated on his fake wife with Snow, and his wife found out and slapped her across the face in front of the whole school.
So I guess I can understand why they might want to remember it a little differently.
Zelena, fulfilling her contractual obligations to be in the show this season.
Well super glad we did this ill-advised science experiment.
This is why we have oversight committees for medical research.
I like how Emma is telling Charming that he made it all worse, when Regina is standing right there.
Lol that Zelina’s all “the flower that woke you up from the Dark Curse only grows in the presence of GREAT EVIL” and Regina is still standing right there.
To be fair, the Black Fairy enjoys having a lot of boys call her “mother.”
Wow, Rumple’s usually a little more careful with his dagger.
We are really retconning this flower into the first season.
Deux ex Tiger Lilia.
It’s snowing now? What kind of weather patterns do they have in Storybrooke?
This is some bizarre backstory they’re giving Tiger Lily here.
Why can’t she just shoot them all with darts and put them to sleep like last time?
One last Ranunulus of Hope.
10 years isn’t just a little bit longer, Snow.
Man, this is a pretty bogus decision Snow is making. I would not buy anything Rumple told me for free.
Ok, 1) I feel like maybe we should finish the sleeping spell curse before their hearts give out, and 2) if you see a disembodied shadow flying around, I think you should have a pretty good idea of where it came from.
By this time, no one but Hook even remembers the grandfather thing.
You are about three crises behind, Hook.
For her big romantic scene, they couldn’t do better for her than have her in her Salvation Army dress with the Peter Pan collar?
Man Regina. Haven’t you already tried your quotient of risky cures for the day?
And the whole rest of the town just sits and watches as all the main characters fall asleep forever.
“Finally we got rid of those jinxes! Now maybe this town can lead a regular life!”
I think it would have been hilarious if they all got up and yelled SURPRISE!
Glad Belle is of so much use to anyone she never shows up except to whine about how Gideon is really a good boy.
“If you come at me, there may be nothing left of this town when we finish.”
Rumple’s all “go for it. I always hated this town to begin with.”