Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb? Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Spoiler Thoughts:
- Alright, back to playing catch up with Storybrooke.
- Actually, did we ever actually see Rumple taking a kid? He totally failed with Cora.
- I guess maybe Charming and his bro, but TBF, their Mom wasn’t all that good at staying attached.
- Oh man, one Asian girl in the whole town, and he poofed her away.
- Maybe that fairy should, I don’t know, make an attempt to get away?
- The idea that either Rumple or the Evil Queen would ever trust each other is laughable.
- Belle. Constantly in distress.
- I feel like a magical book that appears and tells you exactly what you’re looking for is mildly suspect.
- I guess the non-fiction section is in a cave?
- …And on the other hand, I’m not sure I’d believe any rando that shows up in my dreams and tells me he’s my son, either.
- Jasmine, you haven’t been in Storybrooke for very long, so let me give you a heads-up: Snow doesn’t always give the best advice.
- Zelina, once again finding out what happens when you back the wrong horse.
- You were already going to kill Hook, Rumple. I’m not sure threatening him now is likely to be more effective.
- Rumple, always two steps in front of everyone, throughout time.
- The only one who could ever really defeat Rumple, is Rumple.
- Didn’t we play out the crazy love-starved parent story with Zelina already?
- It seems weird that Regina is so hung up on Zelina’s part in Robin’s death now. Did I forget or didn’t they become best buds after that?
- If Jasmine can just free Aladdin with a wish, it doesn’t seem like becoming a genie is such a big commitment.
- “My magic can’t save him.” Uhm…why, exactly?
- Granny got screen time again!
- Oh, maybe it wasn’t Granny.
- Glad that Rumple couldn’t have done this Black Fairy deal at all without Belle’s meddling. She really is the weakest link.
- There ought to be a lucrative secondary market for squid ink.
- OH SNAP.
- Belle gets to find her own way back home.
- Huh. I always thought Rumple hated fairies because Blue wouldn’t help him get Neal back.
- Why doesn’t Belle ask to go with her baby? At least Snow had a reason.
- This kind of feels like they needed to get rid of a baby but keep a regular character.
- “I would never hurt you Belle.” I kind of feel like you might have, Rumple.
- Parilla and Carlyle are never better when they’re being opposing evils.
- Emma, it’s a nice sentiment, but you really didn’t accomplish anything today.
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