Once Upon A Time, S6E5: “Street Rats”

Are you watching this show? Do you wish someone would watch along with you because everyone else you know thinks it’s dumb?  Here is what I was saying while I was watching it–I WILL WATCH WITH YOU.
Spoiler Thoughts:
  • Jafar is like the Fairy Godmother with mice, but in reverse. 
  • What kind of an accent does Aladdin have?
  • Agrabah is just a grab bag of accents. 
  • Poor Archie.  I hope he’s billing Emma appropriately for all this abuse. 
  • Hm. Archie appears to not be BCLS certified. 
  • Jasmine has clearly not been subscribing to Storybrooke Death Weekly. 
  • Wow, Emma remembered she had a superpower once!
  • Oh it is a bad day for Archie. 
  • Zelina. Still queen of the bad decisions. 
  • Nice that Emma just spilled as much to Fake!Archie! in two minutes as she did to the real Archie in five weeks. 
  • “Your Highness is judgey.”
  • Aladdin does have a point.  Socioeconomic decay doesn’t happen in a day.
  • I can’t tell if Fake Archie is making more progress for Emma than Real Archie. 
  • This didn’t work for Indiana Jones, Aladdin. You think it’ll work for you?
  • Aladdin needs to watch “Iron Giant” about being a weapon. 
  • Can’t Henry just look in the book to see what’s going on?
  • Oh Snow. You so don’t know. 
  • Man, insult to injury for Archie. 
  • Evil Spa day?
  • You would think one of these spa workers would call in an Evil Police Report. 
  • I know they want a tip, but geeze.
  • To be fair, isn’t death the fate of all non-saviors too?
  • That’s a lot of showboating Aladdin’s doing while Jasmine’s getting suffocated. 
  • Why can’t he just wait and use the shears of destiny when he’s suffering the Savior Parkinson’s?
  • Glad to see how sorry Jasmine is over the death of the Oracle. 
  • OMG. They’ve brought people back from the dead. Do they really think her vision is insurmountable?
  • I guess in this tale, Jasmine went with A Same Old World. 
  • How does she even think they’re going to get back to Agrabah?
  • This is like the thousandth time Emma’s said “no secrets” to Hook. 
  • There is no way Hook got rid of the scissors. 
  • Yep. 

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