Spoiler Thoughts:
- You know, Rebecca Mader gives it all she’s got, but Zelinda continues to not be my favorite character.
- This crazy/evil thing she’s got going is entertaining but starts to get one-note when she can’t seem to move past her abandonment issues.
- But that’s the same as all the villains, I think–Regina kind of stalled out for me when she kept flip-flopping back into evil because of Daniel, and Gold’s in danger of the same. It’s fun to see unabashed evil, but if it doesn’t go anywhere…it doesn’t go anywhere.
- Wow Dorothy. That was quite possibly the worst plan in the history of plans.
- It’s a good thing Zelina suddenly forgot how to be effective.
- Gold can make portals? Wasn’t there roughly a jillion times where we really needed a portal and couldn’t get one?
- Oh, and Zelina’s back in Storybrooke. Good thing she suddenly remembers to be competent when the plot requires it.
- Too bad we didn’t leave anyone with any power back in Storybrooke to protect against her.
- Blue is all “well that’s that. Peace and quiet at last.”
- That’ll teach Zelina not to wear rubber soles.
- “No one loves you.” Ouch Hades.
- Hansel and Gretel’s witch is surprisingly helpful. She ought to have moved on by now.
- You tell them Henry. Like any of them are doing anything.
- “The Catch” is pretty repulsive looking.
- Everyone in Storybrooke celebrates their birthdays with a sad cupcake.
- Aw. Hades and Zelina bonded over their mutual vortices of perceived self-victimization.
- Oh wow, Rumple. Now might not be the time to go the full disclosure route.
- Yeah, this isn’t going well.
- Harsh truth times with Belle tonight.
- Belle, if you stay with him after all this, you are dumber than a sack of bricks.
- Regina, Evangelist for Good.
- This weird Shatner-esque delivery Hades keeps using is pretty distracting.
- Didn’t the bicycle actually belong to Elmira Gulch?
- Robin the Credulous Hood.
- Wow, who could ever have predicted Zelina’s shocking betrayal.
- Serious? Those dudes couldn’t catch up to a limping woman in heels and a top hat?
- It’s hard to think what Dorothy ever thought she could do against Zelina in the first place.
- Not being afraid of a homicidal lunatic when she’s got you paralyzed just shows a bad analysis of your situation, IMO.
- If all you needed was a baby for the spell, this doesn’t seem like the easiest one Hades could have gotten.
- Everyone is as revolted by Zelina’s maudlin self-sacrifice as they were by her psychosis.
- Hades hasn’t really gotten out much.
- Oh wow. I can’t believe that they actually made me feel bad for Hades, putting the moves on Zelina.
- Oh Hades. If only there were someone who really loved you.
- This is the creepiest love scene ever, and it’s still more appealing than “The Catch.”
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