Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Seven: “Strange Frequencies”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Nice Liam.  Maybe you should have gotten Mason to break the news to her.
  • Poor Hayden.  And on the other hand, chances are good she won’t need another kidney.
  • GO TAMLYN.
  • Oh Kira’s all mad at her Mom, because Kira almost killed her.  Seems fair.
  • It was never that clear to me whether Tamlyn still had her kitsune power, or if she had handed it all off to Kira.
  • So Stiles is going to leave his phone on, streaming video all night?  He must get way better battery life than I do.
  • Stiles’ jeep has seen more awkward convos play out than any other jalopy in Beacon Hills.
  • Pretty Theo.
  • Oh, pretty child-killer Theo.
  • Parrish, I don’t know if Lydia’s legal.
  • Boy, that is some swift karma from making out with an underage girl.
  • The playing card is very Manchurian Candidate.
  • Ok, this plan seems even more free-form than their usual plans.
  • These doctors don’t seem like they move all that fast.  Maybe everyone could just try running?
  • Why would all that blood spatter onto Stiles from Theo taking a fist to the face?  Like that would have to be arterial blood to spray like that.
  • NOOO, NOT THE JEEP!
  • Damn it, Parrish.
  • Mrs. McCall and Sheriff Stalinski seems so shocked that the corneal grafts were taken from dead people.  Gonna be a hard sell to convince someone alive to give you their corneas.
  • Either I can’t identify them under all the blood and…deadness…or Kira just iced some total rando.

 

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Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Six: “Required Reading”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Did Mrs. McCall just stab Scott in the leg with an inhaler?
  • If I were Stiles, I think I’d want someone to look at my shoulder just to make sure another mouth wasn’t growing there.
  • Maybe one person could read the book, and the rest of them could observe objectively, rather than all of them tripping at once.
  • “Dread Doctors. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend.”
  • Uh oh. The overexposed lighting of nightmare sequences.
  • Just a guess, but I’m going to speculate that Lydia reeling backwards in horror at the sight of that girl’s alopecia isn’t exactly going to cheer her up.
  • Mason is the new Stiles.
  • …Or maybe Kira is dyslexic, which is why she’s almost failing English.
  • “Are you going to tell me why you’re dropping?” “Because you’ve been riding my ass since the semester started?”
  • That’s the big beef? An accidental injury you got from walking into a fight on your own initiative?
  • Aw, Liam came to the rescue!
  • Ok, shoving the inhaler into someone’s hand when they’re obtunded might not be all that effective.
  • Yeah, there’s something you didn’t miss from your pre-werewolf life.
  • Theo thinks everything is a chimera.
  • Frankly, if I were Lydia, I’d think that memory was horrible enough to stop right there.
  • Why is Malcolm McDowell advertising for lunchables?
  • Did…Liam just fluorescence Hayden’s eyes?  Is that some sort of chimera test we came up with when I wasn’t paying attention?
  • Stiles’ Mom!
  • Oh, Stiles’ Mom apparently walked out of “Ringu.”
  • Well Thank God somebody remembered they can turn into a wolf.
  • I mean seriously, does Scott do that anymore?  Did Posey develop an allergy to the makeup or something?
  • That was…messy.

 

Dragon Age Inquisition Thoughts: In Your Heart Shall Burn

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Yes, I know this is from way earlier in the game, but apparently this is the only shot I took of the breech.

Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Well ok, round up the Templars. There’s a breech that needs a’closing.
  • So probably something will go wrong, and then we’ll have to…oh, it’s over?
  • At this point, you might be justified in thinking that this game is going to be pretty short.
  • But look! Here’s Dorian! And Hell’s coming with him!
  • Ok, does it really seem like the little magical elf is the best one to arm the trebuchet?
  • Alright, time to take a deep breath while we try to save all the townspeople we inadvertently let die last time.
  • I did read a walkthough of how to save them all. I’m not proud of it, but this is the playthrough where no one gets left behind or forgotten.
  • Although Threnn is kind of a jerk.
  • Wow, I must really have let everyone die last time, because I totally don’t remember having to wind everyone up like the trebuchet.
  • Oh, I see Threnn is as gracious as always.
  • Ok, everyone’s safe in the Chantry.
  • Oh, Cullen says we’re all going to die.
  • Dorian is unimpressed with Cullen’s solution to our situation which is apparently “death.”
  • Roderick finally does a good thing.
  • Cullen sends us off with the sentimental “well, maybe you won’t die.”
  • Although at least he said bye. I guess Leiliana was busy yelling at the Maker some more.
  • Oh man, I think we just killed Alistair’s mom.
  • Why was the trebuchet facing towards Haven in the first place?
  • Corypheus maybe needs moisturizer.
  • Wait, how did everyone else on my team get away from Corypheus? Why didn’t we just follow them?
  • This walking through the snow segment was always kind of strange. You don’t do anything but walk straight and periodically pause to gasp for air.
  • Which, I guess, is pretty much how it would play out for me in real life.
  • Glad everyone’s so happy to find out I’m alive, they dump me in a corner and keep arguing.
  • I love the singing. The mp3 on the soundtrack is good, but doesn’t have the character voices.
  • Thanks Solas. Because after getting our headquarters destroyed and almost dying, and then walking uphill in the snow for forever, I needed more problems.
  • Solas, why did you let us kick it in poor indefensible Haven, when you had this sweet crib all along?
  • Well we can’t agree on anything, but the one thing we do know is that the magical elf should be in charge.
  • On to “From the Ashes.”

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Five: “A Novel Approach”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Oh Stiles. Into the abandoned school? This doesn’t seem like it has the best potential for survival.
  • Dude, don’t sit around doing an autopsy, RUN.
  • I wouldn’t be too upset about this one Stiles. He was kind of a waste of protoplasm.
  • This is why I always carry hand sanitizer.
  • Don’t go back in Stiles.
  • I said DON’T go back in, Stiles.
  • So creepy when they don’t use music.
  • Parrish always was an efficient worker.
  • Oh Theo. we know you don’t mean it.
  • Why do you not want to tell everyone about mouth-hand guy Stiles? Pretty sure they’re ok with occasionally killing people.
  • I see not telling anybody anything is going to be a theme this season.
  • Not helping, Scott.
  • Well this is a plan where surely nothing can go wrong.
  • Man, if only anyone had paid attention to Danny’s science project that one year.
  • Wow, Malia even freaked out Theo.
  • What the heck kind of drivers do they have in Beacon Hills, where the truck sees people in the street and doesn’t even slow down?
  • Malia might not even be the worst driver in town.
  • Ok Scott I’m sure Stiles and Lydia will be just fine by themselves down there, locked in with the psychos.
  • Dude is in pretty good shape from being locked up in an insane asylum for who knows how long.
  • I don’t know if I think right outside the door is a totally safe place to rest.
  • I can’t tell whether they put the eye back in, or took it out.

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Four: “Condition Terminal”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • You know it’s a good date when it involves the girl trying to set you on fire.
  • OMG, THAT’S WHY IT’S CALLED BEACON HILLS
  • In other news, I might not be that quick to pick up these show details.
  • Parrish became the Human Torch?
  • Oh look, here comes Donovan’s new lawyers.
  • Why on Earth is Stiles the best one to go catch the supernatural monster? Did they forget he’s the only one with no powers?
  • This is why you should only go to accredited dentists.
  • Are you kidding me? They’re not going to believe Malia? Like three guys with masks is the weirdest thing to come by Beacon Hills?
  • Well at least we know the bitchy AP Bio teacher hates everyone. Time to start checking her car for steam punk masks.
  • Oh Theo. you are so pretty to be evil.
  • Noooo! Stiles!
  • Someday Teen Wolf will run out of ideas for a big dance party set, but today is not that day.
  • Nooo! Scott!
  • Nooo! Lucas!
  • Nooo! Mason!
  • Oh Kira. This is maybe not the best time.
  • “Is everyone ok?”
  • Well let’s see: Lucas is a were-scorpion, Brett has a bellyful of venom, your GF just tried to kill an unconscious dude, and Mason will probably never go clubbing again.
  • [Everyone nods.]
  • GD it, can’t anyone think of the jeep?

 

Teen Wolf, Season Five, Episode Three: “Dreamcatchers”

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Spoiler Thoughts:

  • Because of course, she would eat everyone but the evilly guy.
  • Well, hard to say whether that was better than getting eaten.
  • Lydia is maybe not the best Driver’s Ed teacher.
  • Mason is the best. So sleep-enhanced.
  • Man, this AP Bio teacher is the worst. Why would she hate Scott? Scott is the Hot Girl!
  • Kira better get over here, or she’s only going to be left with her supernatural parent.
  • Tracy has the grossest stuff come out of her mouth.
  • Wow, Kira didn’t even bother to check on her Dad. Cold.
  • I guess it would be tough to explain why you’re taking her to the
      Vet’s.
  • Why would you have poor Stiles help hold her down, when Malia is right there?
  • Oh Denton. Wear a mask and gloves, for God’s Sake.
  • Well hey, that went pretty poorly.
  • GET OUT. Linden Ashby is dating his wife?!
  • Mason is just beginning to realize the Horror that is Beacon Hills.
  • This is the part where Kira should have spent a little of that sword practice time on her electrical/fire powers.
  • Ok Kira, this might the time to call 911.
  • Well those are pretty crappy doctors. 1/5 stars on Yelp.