Spoiler Thoughts:
- August is back! Along with his dubious moral fibre.
- Ghostbusting merman!
- Oh Belle. I feel like you should be sharper than this.
- Plus, that whole pirate oath you swore last time to not tell anyone really didn’t take, did it?
- Ha–I like how Emma’s “can you do that?” to Hook calls back to Ariel’s “can you do that?” To Ursula in the movie.
- Why would Hook believe anything Ursula says, if he wronged her that bad?
- Oh they used Fathoms Below–that’s nice.
- So close to a nice gesture, Hook. So close.
- Wait. Are you telling me there might be an actual reason for Will Scarlett to be hanging around? Besides an awesome agent?
- Do not even tell me, Regina, that you’re going to take this Robin at face value.
- Oops. Dream.
- Poor CGI August.
- Nice. How are you gonna get out to the ship? It’s nowhere near shore, and there’s obviously a stiff breeze blowing.
- Well THAT could have gone better.
- Ariel has always been a little off to me in Storybrooke. A little too harsh.
- Why couldn’t Poseidon just paralyze Hook like before, and take the shell from him?
- Why again, are we glad to see August, when all he ever did was abandon us, steal our stuff, and have us put in jail?
- Also, do we honestly think Geppetto is going to be happy that his cute kid is gone, and this lying, disreputable guy is back?
- “I’m good at surviving. Or you’re bad at killing.”
- It’s lines like that that keep Hook an appealing character, despite his propensity to flip flop.
- Aww. Who you gonna call? Poseidon!
- Ok, I think Emma’s being a little disingenuous here.
- Well, I guess we should have figured Ursula wasn’t as evil as all that, when she let Gold live with her and eat her ramen.
- Wait, but if the villains can’t get their happy endings without Emma going dark side, how did Ursula get hers?
Inconspicuous Consumption 